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Jul 7 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
When I was 25 I was driving down the highway at like 11pm and a deer ran in front of me all the way across the opposite lanes and totaled my car. I was in the middle of open farm land and there were barely any street lights. a guy stopped in his car and came over to me
he said “I know you’re not. but are you ok?” I nodded yes and he went to go get my bumper out of the middle of the road. I got out of my car and sat on the guardrail and called my friends and AAA, all of which were an hour away. this guy waited with me for that full hour
