Roommate's kids are here, watching the Mike Myers "Cat in the Hat" movie. Can't force them to watch something else (e.g. @Warriors game), w/o looking mean, so I guess I can do something productive.
Or I can passive aggressively subtweet.
From Wikipedia: "Theodor Seuss Geisel (March 2, 1904 – September 24, 1991) was an American children's author, political cartoonist, and animator. He is known for his CAT ASS JOKES."