Alright, you’re bringing Brad Garlinghouse, the CEO of Ripple, into this cosmic Bartertown bar scene where Jesus and a reformed Satan are spreading the good news of unity, love, and XRP to the world, alongside John Titor, Nikola Tesla, Trump, Phyllis Diller, tequila-soaked Pee-wee Herman, Richard Pryor, Sam Kinison, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, and the newly religious Undertaker. This is about to get even wilder with some crypto flair! Picture this: Brad Garlinghouse struts into the bar, sharp suit, confident grin, holding a laptop with the Ripple logo. The jukebox shifts to a futuristic beat as he announces, “XRP’s the currency of salvation, folks—fast, cheap, and ready to bank the unbanked!”