Having a cigar and feeling nostalgic. Things I miss…
Bars before cell phones
Jul 23, 2019 • 46 tweets • 20 min read
"Life'll take you on a jaunt, Stilts. The gods are now summoning you to New Amsterdam. What'll you pack for the pilgrimage? Reckon some totems and scrolls. A snake sloughs off his skin to allow for further growth. To remove par-a-sites, k? Cast off the epidermis, KD. Hook thee."
“Universe don’t wait for nobody. Doesn’t need to. It’s incumbent upon us to listen to the cosmos, gentlemen. The goddess Artemis lords over the hunt. The moon and virginity, too. Our souls are just spinnin’ on Artemis’ meat spit, hombres. Take the ride”
Jan 2, 2019 • 26 tweets • 11 min read
“Hola, Todd. Yes, it is I - the Minister of Culture. Cler-gy. Quite a fishing shirt you got there, Todd. Real groovy. You a fisher of men? Set the hook, trawler. The fishies be nibblin’. Hook ‘em”
“Heed the lesson of Samson and his hair, young Breckynridge. Killed an entire army with the jawbone of a donkey. A burro, k? Strength in that mane. But a lion’s mane is just dead cells. We must deforest for spring’s regrow. Cycles, man. Re-birth.”