I am the comedian formerly known as Hugo Boss.
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May 3, 2024 • 6 tweets • 3 min read
I am truly exhausted.
To catch you up, last week my aunties started their own Instagram and wanted to get 100k followers. I said they’d never do it. If they did, I promised I’d go to the BAFTAs dressed as Queen Elizabeth I.
Obviously, they fucking went and did it.
They’re out of control.
They’re doing press interviews, they’ve been on Heart, Gaydio.
They’ve got a host of celebrity fans including Craig Revel Horwood, Katherine Ryan, Rosie Jones, Gaby Roslin, Rylan, Wilf from The Traitors and Greg James’s dog.
May 28, 2020 • 11 tweets • 3 min read
For those who missed the quiz here's one round called CUMMINGS AND GOINGS. You've taken a drive to a castle to test your eyesight because it's a bit blurry, but which castle have you driven to? (1/11)
Q1.
May 14, 2020 • 10 tweets • 6 min read
Today is one of the greatest days in the history of the City of Birmingham. It is officially one year since the opening of my kitchen extension, The Mosquito Wing, by The Lord Mayor of Birmingham. A thread. (1/10)
In March 2019 I emailed the office of The Lord Mayor Yvonne Mosquito asking if she would open my kitchen extension. (2/10)
Mar 2, 2020 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
I have had a lot of press requests for statements today. I will now make a number of statements which I REALLY hope do not get confused with the opinions of @HUGOBOSS. Just to clarify these are the statements of Hugo Boss, not of Hugo Boss.
@HUGOBOSS Hugo Boss microwaves fish in the office.
They’re out of control.
