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Mar 21, 2019 25 tweets 5 min read
Day 1001 in the Big Brexit House.

Theresa May blames all the house mates for being nominated - and faces eviction on Friday.

Meanwhile Corbyn will only talk to the chickens having refused to meet with rest of the housemates to discuss the impending no deal rations. 11.59pm and Boris is alone by the pool contemplating whether to leave the Big Brexit House.

Theresa May is robot dancing nearby.

Seemingly Boris resolves his leaving dilemma shouting ‘fu*k Big Brexit ’ then dive bombs the pool.