klaudia || from the river to the 🌊 🇵🇸 Profile picture
critic, podcast producer, @rupalpspodrace & @mysteryspotcast cohost, over 25, she/her
Apr 14, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Apr 13, 2023 7 tweets 1 min read
my father was on the chilean olympic team but never got to actually go to the olympics my father has been:
- an olympic gymnast
- a cattle rancher
- a black belt in several martial arts
- attacked by a deer
- an aston martin exclusive car technician working with race cars
- a mechanical engineer
- played the cello
- owned a wolf and thought it was a dog
Apr 13, 2023 6 tweets 1 min read
having to fucking crowdsource at this point but my doctor doesnt take my insurance anymore so anyone have an recommendations of a neuro ophthalmologist in nyc ive run through TWO major clinics now im at the end of my fucking rope the faculty practice i went to with the doctor who called me a fatass doesnt take my insurance and if i want to see him i have to thru the clinic which isnt taking new patients, and i cannot go back to the equal mess of mt sinai so. im ar square 0
Apr 12, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
*** do NOT ask the child actors about this. they are children, they are not making their own decisions, and they will be forced to bear the brunt of that WOMAN'S bigotry. everyone else though? rip em a new one as we've seen with the GOP, they love to use "but what about the children" as a meat shield, so people asking these questions of child actors will be met with "why are you being awful to children" and the purpose will be obscured
Apr 12, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
they're trying to compete with netflix, who created the game of "we have both a michelin star meal AND garbage we have it all" instead of filling a niche and .... is that gonna work for them? even with certain franchises and other things people like that they may subscribe for, if they're just "container for everything" like netflix has made itself the bread and butter of TV, people will just choose between the two and they sure seem confident theyll win
Apr 12, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
"thats a very online conversation" and "this isnt the forum" is GREAT PR spin of turning "hey can you comment on your creative collaborator being an active bigot" into just "discourse". it absolutely IS the forum. the spin of "our priority is what is on screen" speaks DIRECTLY to how trolls and bigots like to speak, of "oh just hire the best person for the job" etc
Apr 12, 2023 10 tweets 2 min read
i think im wishing for death rn 10 years..........i hope it flops so expeditiously
Apr 12, 2023 20 tweets 8 min read
#TheMandalorian spoilers
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I LOVE BEING CONSTANTLY RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #TheMandalorian spoilers
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WHEN HAVE I EVER FUCKING BEEN WRONG
Apr 4, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
my #DungeonsAndDragonsMovie review performed well on tiktok but my response about the hostage situation bit they played before it “thanking” the audience for being “movie heroes” got 3x the views bc people kept saying “it made me never want to go back to the theater out of spite” according to my hundreds of comments, people found it condescending and out of touch and are tired of it in front of other recent movies in the past few years too.
Apr 4, 2023 9 tweets 2 min read
this white woman on tiktok responded SUPER defensively to someone saying the hanging tree song from the hunger games is ripped from a song about lynchings, and then OP called ME a racist for saying “hey maybe dont get defensive about this” tiktok.com/t/ZTRc5BYhU/ she made a whole video being like ah yes its just appalachian its from the book etc etc and im like bud??? there were black hunger games fans uncomfortable that this was clearly ripped from Strange Fruit and calling this out a LONG time ago.
Apr 4, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
my guess is that 1) there is a significant enough audience of casual viewers and young enough people who did not grow up with it as much they think they can rope in using TV 2) if youve been on tiktok or ao3 lately, sadly, people have not moved on guys look at the numbers we want this stupid shit to be dead but it is FAR from dead
Apr 4, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
nothing funnier to me than people mad i wont explain shit to them in a tiktok video. no i explained how u can go read it yourself. i am not google. call me arthur bc i am encouraging you to crack open a book then in the next video theyre mad i spoiled a manga thats been over for a decade PICK A STRUGGLE
Apr 4, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
big news: in less than 5 days out the d&d movie already has omegaverse fanfic on AO3. we did it joe it already has 1 problematic ship AND an omegaverse role assignment i disagree with wow!!! we really did it joe
Apr 4, 2023 5 tweets 2 min read
can i have about 5 more of these blonde bitches they're literally so important to me
Apr 4, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
an impending harry potter series and ANOTHER shitty game of thrones prequel is exactly the kind of "uhhhh fuck uhhh yeah fuck it throw a dart" mining the IP they own for content that i would expect from WB rn as they grind all original content to dust to cut corners also all the "why dont they do x" tweets guys its bc they dont own the rights for those
Apr 3, 2023 14 tweets 3 min read
this bit about why A League of Their Own was cancelled and how it reflects the dangers of relying on data without proper context, is a perfect encapsulation of the issue with all of entertainment and tech right now. there are so many of us in this industry who have been scratching at the walls saying shit like this, about how so much data is a self fulfilling prophecy, about how things are stacked against media featuring marginalized identities. this is the prime example
Apr 3, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
this movie JUST came out theres kids who are still babies who love it what monetarily do they even gain making this live action?! ENOUGH
Apr 3, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
just thought the worst sentence of all time reath silas is really izuku midoriya coded
Apr 3, 2023 17 tweets 3 min read
the #DungeonsandDragonsMovie was SO fun but absolutely unrealistic for there to be 0 gay people in a D&D party GIRL THAT BARBARIAN IS A LESBIAN PLEASEEEEE DONT LIE TO ME
Apr 2, 2023 8 tweets 1 min read
i need high republic stans to understand cataclysm will make you a kyong greylark stan. fuck axel i only stan his mom 😤🫡 cataclysm is a battle between two milfs:

- the Mother of the Path
- Kyong Greylark

and for star wars where theres no moms i think that shit slays
Apr 1, 2023 17 tweets 2 min read
the high republic always makes me think about force sensitives and jedi as both allegory and in universe interpretation for neurodivergence and how entire cultures were created around this and the path as a cult that demonizes disability is so interesting to me in this essay - if you want an actual fucking religious cult and not just an orthodox sect like the children of watch LOOK NO FURTHER THAN THE PATH OF THE OPEN HAND