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Dave Burge aka Iowahawk Profile picture
Dave Burge aka Iowahawk
@karmasjanitor
drunk internet rando
Oct 17, 2020 • 15 tweets • 6 min read
Update: almost 3 weeks after reporting the hacking of my account @iowahawkblog, this I finally heard back from Twitter Support. Enjoy a chuckle. Let me 'shplain to you slowly what happened, as I have tried with @TwitterSupport.

On Sept 29 my account was hacked. The hacker changed my profile, including my handle (from @iowahawkblog to @barkbiteblog), my @phone #, and apparently my email.
Oct 16, 2020 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
"Are you seriously telling me the New York Times has come out against Trump? Man, I need to sit down and rethink my vote." - literally not one person on Planet Earth

THIS JUST IN: for the first time ever, Jack Chick to publish cartoon tract against Satan
Oct 16, 2020 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
I accidentally turned off my AdBlocker on Twitter, and discovered that 98% of their ad revenues must come from shitty clickbait slide show websites It's like one of those pretentious AltWeekly newspapers that only survives because of escort & massage parlor ads
Oct 16, 2020 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
But the Thou Shall Not Share The Forbidden Link Of Evil commandment was working so well
The thing that blows my mind is that everybody thinks this hamfisted link-banning will help Biden
Oct 15, 2020 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Now that that's cleared up, maybe Twitter can appoint some intern to fix my *actually* hacked-hijacked-deleted account @iowahawkblog

Steve Scully: *makes embarrassing tweet* I wuz hacked
Twitter: DEFCON 1 SCRAMBLE SCRAMBLE
FBI: ASSEMBLE CYBERCRIME TEAM ALPHA

Dave Burge: I wuz hacked
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Oct 15, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
I continue to believe that it is up to Twitter to decide what content and what users they allow on their website.

I also continue to believe that Twitter is, hands down, the shittiest website in the history of Planet Earth. But, at this point if Congress enacts anti-trust legislation to break up Twitter into 500 Baby Twitters a la Bell Telephone, I'm not gonna drive to Washington to protest it
Oct 15, 2020 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
from:kyle.snidker@dekalbseedcorn.com
to:beerfartz@aol.com

Hello Dave, this is Kyle Snidker in Remsen, I am the DeKalb sales rep for eastern Plymouth and northeast Woodbury County. I have been trying to get a meeting with your dad, hoping you could help out.

Kyle from:beerfartz@aol.com
to:kyle.snidker@dekalbseedcorn.com

So how bad do you want this meeting? I mean my dad's a pretty busy guy. Maybe you can explain what it's about, and what's in it for me.
Oct 6, 2020 • 27 tweets • 7 min read
Hello, fellow randos! It's me, your old pal Dave Burge. You may remember me from such Twitter accounts as @iowahawkblog. No, seriously. It's really iowahawk, communicating to you from the great Twitter beyond. Here is my verification code:

GRILLE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN 1949-50 FORDS

1949: 1 center bullet, F O R D emblem on hood
1950: 1 center bullet, Ford crest
1951: 2 bullets, Ford crest