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Miniature Painter 🎨🖌️ - Current project: Order of Our Martyred Lady ⚜️👩‍🦳- He/him
May 5 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
20 sisters basecoated and shaded! 🥵 I can now highlight them at leisure 😁 The superior at the front is missing her head because I thought I'd paint that separately 😉
May 5 • 7 tweets • 1 min read
One of my favourite pieces of deranged trivia is that Emmanuel Macron's step-daughter was in the same class as him at school Oh yeah and their teacher was her mother and his now-wife lol
May 4 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
There was a TV show where teams of ordinary people had to do weird tactical infiltration exercises with paintball guns in an old industrial estate I think it was probably called something like X-Fire
May 4 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Quite comfortably the most fucked up photo of a British politician You could write a thesis on how fucked this photo is. The mug of tea completely out of reach, the vast emptiness of the living room. Not facing the TV. The socks. The curtains drawn with the ceiling light on
Mar 12 • 7 tweets • 4 min read
This is JK Rowling, centrist darling, sending "big love" to a far-right admitted homophobe ("Allergic to non-biblical rainbows.")
Mar 12 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Here's an Ogre stonehorn rider, I sculpted him a crown out of green stuff and turned his rein handle into a big chicken drumstick, I'm very proud of him I love my ogres, this guy has FOOD tattooed on his knuckles, so you know what he's about
Mar 11 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Damn ok, what a beauty Update: folks, she's fine

Still the weapons and the reds to do, neaten up the highlights on the black leather
Mar 11 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
In retrospect casting 40 year old Shirley Henderson as a ghost that is openly ogling 14 year old Daniel Radcliffe while he's in the bath was a bit of a weird choice wasn't it 🥴🥴🥴
Jan 30 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
You would be amazed at how many people play escape rooms and forget that someone on the staff is watching and listening to them all the time Anyway, my favourite story from my days working in escape rooms was a time, at night, operating the "haunted" room at the place I used to work. Did the usual bit, halfway through the game go to the window and say "boo!" except this time I did it and one of the women just melted
Jan 30 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Turn-of-the-century advertising was off the hook A lot of early 20th century Bovril ads are also really fucking dark??? How does this help to sell your beef drink
Jan 29 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Helen the Suffragettes killed people As others have noted: One of the suffragettes threw an axe at the Prime Minister
Jan 29 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
It seems like there's been a real push lately to erase the Roma/Sinti/LGBT/disabled/political victims of the Holocaust, it's really disturbing Anyway how can you see tweets like this and NOT agree with Corbyn's statement that this issue has been vastly exaggerated for political purposes?
Oct 30, 2021 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
The Danish state will have stripped her of all valuables, watch, jewellery etc when she arrived and sold them to white danes as well Mette Fredriksen is an evil evil person and if Labour thinks to emulate her success we're fucked
Oct 29, 2021 • 7 tweets • 1 min read
Javier Bardem is a brilliant Stilgar #Dune The bit where the Sardaukar are getting marked with blood from people strapped upside down on a sort of pyramid is.. very disturbing.
Oct 29, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Going completely insane at this floorplan (one of 11 identical stories) of the "megadorm" that some billionaire wants to build for students in California. This is the kind of shit a sadist would build in Prison Architect 4,500 students in one building, with two entrances
Aug 24, 2021 • 9 tweets • 1 min read
I like stuff like this, here's another: Cleopatra's reign is closer to the modern day than it is to the construction of the pyramids When Cleopatra was cutting about, the Pyramids were already as old to her as the Colosseum is to us
Aug 24, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
One thing that has largely been overlooked is just how many Ukrainian and Baltic Nazis escaped to Canada, and now their children and grandchildren are in positions of power Looks fine, not worrying at all, nope
Aug 23, 2021 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Woman lives in residence she's legally entitled to live in Whisper it but if you restrict social housing to the lowest-income people, the buildings quickly become neglected, repairs go undone, green spaces not maintained etc. It's a key pillar behind one of my favourite topics, Red Vienna
Aug 22, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Plane doesn't look particularly full, no room for the parents? *extremely* wary of these stories of soldiers taking kids from their families in an air-lift situation, what happens to that baby? who is providing care?
Apr 2, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
2 herniated discs in my goddamn spine, folks, I'm not lovin' it Shifting position slightly and having red hot lightning bolts of agony racing up and down my leg is *not* a big mood
Apr 2, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Birbalsingh is one of the biggest freaks in the game, her school is like a prison camp Like, students at her school aren't allowed to talk to one another outside of class levels of freak