Humanitarian. You're entitled to my opinion, but note that it's mine and it wasn't given to you by my employer.
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KFC is no chicken™
Nov 11, 2018 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Leave: Let's go skydiving.
Remain: Without a parachute?
Leave: Of course there'll be parachutes.
...Later...
UK: Hold on. Where are the parachutes?
Leave: We voted to leave the plane. Nobody cares about you parachute moaners.
UK: We care.
Leave: We already voted. Get out!
UK: You assured us there would be parachutes.
Leave: You told voters there'd be no parachutes.
UK: You said the lack of parachutes was just “project fear”.
Leave: You're afraid, right?
UK: Of course. We don't want to die.
Leave: Nobody can see the future. Just jump already.
Sep 11, 2017 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
1️⃣ Imagine a law that allows a government to "make any provision that could be made by an Act of Parliament (including modifying this Act)"
2️⃣ I'm not sure if people realise just how dangerous that power is. They can do literally anything with it. It needs to be voted down.
