pt 1 of Lance's kinktober journey; we'll see how far he gets this year 😂 fiest part is #shance 😘

Lance trembled w excitement. He never believed you could do that before, but he felt like all the energy of a great volcano was barely contained beneath his skin, waiting to burst. The other acolytes were adorning him w his finery, which was to say jewelry w dazzling gems and nothing else. He must be presented naked, unfettered by the human convention of clothing.

He was the chosen one, and would act as the manifestation of his patron goddess in the flesh.

cont of this kolivance

https://twitter.com/keirafterdark/status/1296965262625796097?s=19

It wasn't the first time Lance caught him staring. He glanced over just to be sure, and there were Kolivan's golden eyes, his mouth downturned. Lance turned his back to Shiro's briefing, trying to keep the pounding of his heart down The blueprints of the target building weren't sinking in, Lance's mind elsewhere. He hunched over, pretending to be studying the blueprints, grateful that his usual shirt and jacket were sufficiently baggy. The situation surrounding his flight suit was becoming precarious.

"You need to talk to him," Keith insists.

Shiro sighs and Hunk grumbles something unintelligible. They're several hours ahead, both on separate business trips. No doubt it's been a long day of travel for the both of them; cold, lonely hotel beds don't compare to the one at home. "It's late, Keith," Shiro says.

"I know, but you REALLY need to talk to him."

All of them are used to Lance's neediness, his occasional poutiness and tantrums when they're separated. Shiro sighs and Hunk yawns, both having taken the vid call expecting something like this.

Thinking about Shiro driving along when he spots a car wash, then does a double take when he sees a hottie in short shorts scrubbing a car down. He's so distracted he almost rear ends the car in front of him. The car washers look over and the hottie stares and then grins. Shiro blushes, feeling embarrassed, but now he can't help himself. He pulls up and waits his turn. The hottie shoots him a couple looks, which makes Shiro squirm a bit, feeling like a dumb kid again. When it's his turn, he rolls down the window and the hottie leans in.

The hubs has online D&D toniggt, so I keep thinking of shance where Shiro is gaming w Keith, Hunk, and some others. Lance doesn't know there's video chat and crawls in his fiancé's lap all sexy. Shiro is sputtering, but Lance shushes him and tells him to just mute his mic. Lance puts Shiro's hands on his bare ass, making him squeeze, and asks, "You like that, daddy?" Shiro is mortified and yet so, so horny. Meanwhile, his group has a great full view of Lance's ass and a peek of lubed hole.

Lance's fingers go to Shiro's pant's fastenings.

Time for some v consensual D/s shance rough throatfucking 👍

Shiro straddled Lance's face, thick thighs to either side of his sub's temples. He rested his balls on Lance's forehead and admired the sight of his thick 9 inch cock resting across the other man's face. He smiled as his sub kissed the underside. Shiro rubbed his cock slowly back and forth as he said, "Soon all of this is going to be buried in you. Won't that be a pretty sight?"

Lance made a noise, aware of his orders to stay silent. They had their safety sign if need be.

Time for some kolivance abo smut (WHETHER U LIKE IT OR NOT 💛)

Lance didn't mean to mistime it. He was usually careful enough w the odd slip-up here and there, but this was his biggest blunder yet. By the time he realized the timing, it was too late, and he couldn't back out. This was an important mission; he was finally being trusted w one for the BOM. He had been waiting for this chance to prove himself and he wasn't going to say oops, sorry, can we take a rain check? It wasn't like he could run down to the corner pharmacy and get some suppressants.

pt 2 of Lance gangbang werewolf porn 😘💛

It had seemed so simple at first. Lance had figured his allures would be enough to keep the pack in line during the full moon change, but he was so wrong. While they accepted him as More Than Prey, he was also Less Than Wolf. They ignored him at best and nipped at him at worst. If there was a scent in the air, they would be gone in a flash. Lance didn't even realize how much this irritated them, especially when they showed up stinking of sweat and blood, some poor deer meeting a gruesome fate.

Have some Lance-centric werewolf gangbang times 💛

Lance has a conundrum, a bit of a tough one and there's not exactly a guidebook he can turn to. It all started when he and Keith began dating. They had been friendly rivals for a few years (Keith insisted they WERE NOT rivals) When suddenly he had kissed Lance, and of course hormones took over from there. Lance would frequently have to hide numerous hickies and love marks as Keith was a v mouthy bf (not that Lance minded).

But the trouble started when he was making out w Keith in Keith's room one day.

Fleshing out a geraskier dream

Jaskier bought the love potion w the best of intentions, really he did. Well, mildly selfish ones. Ok, very selfish ones, but it was w the best of intentions for HIM. He just didn't know how much longer he could deal w Geralt not fucking him. Every stop they made, the witcher somehow produced the coin for a fuck (which Jaskier had to listen to in their shared room, tyvm), all a waste to Jaskier's mind when he was nice and willing, and he would have let Geralt bed him for free at that. The witcher was insufferable.

Lance has always been a good boy, a good Catholic boy, or so he says bc that's how he grew up and that's what his family practices. The church is nice, (most of) the people in his congregation are nice, but beneath Lance's blasé exterior, he has a secret.

Lance is bi. Or gay. He's not really sure tbh, but he is sure that it's more than frowned upon in the church, so he keeps the secret itching beneath his skin, content to just skim by.

Until they get a new priest. Takashi Shirogane is nothing like their old priest, who was frail and old and sweet.

It's just an innocent little thing at first. Glenn catches Sylvain at it, an indulgent smile on his face when his companion sheepishly catches sight of him. Glenn shushes him when he tries to make excuses. He doesn't want to wake Felix, does he? His little brother is so peaceful. They watch him sleep, tucked in so nicely. He still has baby fat on his cheeks at 13, his mouth slightly open. Sylvain tries to deny it, but Glenn lures him back to his room with a sly smile, knowing exactly what's in his head. Glenn jacks him off whispering about his lil brother

@pinkontrail and I brainstormed a bit today and came up w an over-the-top au where Lance is the school bicycle 🚲 💛 he likes to spend lunch beneath the bleachers sucking dick and everyone knows it

It's all fun and games till he gets caught by the physics teacher, Mr. Shirogane. Lance thinks he's in trouble but turns out Mr. Shirogane is a little curious and they end up banging. After that it's a quick slide into more debauchery. Shiro will stand next to Lance's desk and coach him during class, his crotch at eye level. His cock is hard in his pants

Staring into the sun thinking about an ooc #geraskier au akin to some Romeo & Juliet shit. Geralt showing up to Jaskier's balcony after he meets him at a masquerade. Jaskier flirted w him but refused to tell Geralt his name, so Geralt had to do some digging to find out who he was And there he is, beneath Jaskier's balcony, undeterred by their warring statuses. Jaskier is full of teasing flirtation, Geralt game for the chase as he professes he finds Jaskier bewitching. Jaskier promises to write a song about Geralt's bravery, or his foolishness.

@naevabelle and I had another geraskier neighbor au we plotted and so I'mma finally lay it down here

Geralt and Jaskier are new neighbors, Geralt having just moved into the small condo complex. It has a courtyard in the center and their condos are right across from each other. Everyone throws a bbq to welcome Geralt to the complex, even tho he just wants some peace and quiet. Jaskier thinks he's hunky and sidles up when the few men he's talking to move away. He admires the stubbled cheeks and unusually light hazel eyes as he starts up a conversation.

A geraskier au in these troubling times (and I apparently am obsessed w neighbor aus)

Jaskier is a famous pop star who needs a break and so his agent books him an escape in a little lake cottage for a couple weeks to take a breather between touring and press interviews. Jaskier wanted tropical, he wanted a place for massages and rum drinks in cute little coconuts, so the lake cottage is not sitting well with him. He pouts and gripes but he's stuck with it. He tells himself he'll make the most of it till the first fucking bug crawls on him.

Had a dream where Jaskier was a reporter, I think for a queer magazine, anyway! He's supposed to do a piece on the queer BDSM scene, which he is a bit snooty amd scoffs about BDSM, but a job's a job. He ends up booking an interview with the owner of a fetish bar. Shows up early to scope things out before the interview, finds lots of ppl into/wearing diff things; a lot of them are not pleased w how he approaches them. He's rather huffy about how prickly everyone. An older man approaches him, makes the observation that he's getting nowhere.

Just imagine a wedding between Jaskier and Geralt, where like... Jaskier wants all the pomp and that irritates Geralt, but he would secretly do anything to make Jaskier happy. So he agrees to all the trimmings and then some.Only somehow maybe there's a last minute monster slaying Geralt HAS to go, and Jaskier knows this but he won't let Geralt go alone. So he treks w him, just days from the wedding, into the mountains. The monster is dispatched, the villagers saved, and they'll return in the morning but uh oh, a giant snowstorm hits.

Listen, I know I just did an abo Lupercalia-esque sex ritual fic, but hear me out:

Jaskier is an omega, CLEARLY he is hella down for the running, the horny lil minx. Geralt is just deadpan about it. Jaskier, secretly hoping Geralt will catch him, tries to cajole him into running Geralt tells him witchers don't participate/the aphrodisiac doesn't affect them/whatevs, but he is a lying liar who LIES. Secretly he is very dtf Jaskier, but he is trying to maintain his stoic neutrality and not get involved. But uh oh it turns out that's harder than he thought

Spoke w my dad. He's lonely by himself working from home. (My mom drove to be w my aunt that lost her son, which is a bad idea.) Apparently Sun Valley, ID is the hardest hit in ID cause all the rich ppl flew in to their vacation homes and the hospital there has 1 ventilator (: (: So they're having to fly these ppl to diff cities. Anyway, pls stay ur rich asses home and stop infecting ppl

Also, someone at his work had symptoms, got tested but kept coming to work, and found out they were positive 13 days later, so testing is really working, y'all 🙄

Just keep thinking of a jaguar shapeshifter Geralt... But fr, Geralt prowling Jaskier's apartment when he smells something delectable. Turns out Jaskier sleeps naked and it's him Geralt smells. He climbs on the bed where Jaskier is sleeping face down. He can't help himself, his long, rough kitty tongue going right for the sweet spot