π | πΆπ§(βπ ) and other ships.
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May 28, 2023 β’ 24 tweets β’ 5 min read
π #ZhongChi idol au where they live as housemates. Ajax's mornings were never dull. He wakes up in the arms of a national treasure, the very man who was recently voted the most handsome of the year β and the leader of their unit.
Ajax came as a close second, but he did not mind. He, of all people, knew just how hard Zhongli had worked for his own career and unit. He's indebted to him, if anything, with the older man continually acting as a leash to his reckless self.
The first time he laid eyes on the creature, the young dragon thought that his eyes had deceived him. Auburn hair like autumn leaves and a smooth, slender back dipped in cold waters.
"What are you doing in the palace lake..?" he asked.
The little narwhal perks at the voice and tilts his head. For a moment, their eyes met.
A young narwhal and a boy who stands above earth, without fins and clad in a hanfu of brown and gold.
Modern influencer au. Childe records his boyfriend's reaction for live views. He catches the brunet walking in and immediately takes his arm.
"Zhongli, it's terrible! I'm getting cancelled on teytok!"
"I see," Zhongli murmurs. There is a pause before he looks to the other with a puzzled gaze. "Apologies, but what does 'cancelled' mean, baobei?"
Oh.
Childe ended up spending hours to explain the entire internet culture to Zhongli on livestream. His viewers loved it.
Family fluff. Childe picks up their toddler and smiles sweetly, "tell your father that I'm tired of his hoarding habits and that I want to spar, you got that?"
"Okay mama," the child nods his head. Once he's set on the floor, the hatchling patters to the consultant's study.
Mar 2, 2023 β’ 13 tweets β’ 2 min read
#haikaveh kaveh tells alhaitham that he's difficult to read. the grand sage thinks that it's the other way around.
the first time that kaveh brought his weapon along, alhaitham commented with, "why would you need that?"
because kaveh will always have him by his side.
Dec 26, 2022 β’ 28 tweets β’ 5 min read
#zhongchi modern au where ajax uses dating apps to spend the night with strangers. he comes across the profile of an older man with handsome features and striking amber eyes.
ajax didn't even bother to read his profile. just that face alone is a hard yes. he hovers his thumb over the screen and taps.
blue eyes watches in horror as the profile is flung to the left instead, "no! stupid app, bring him back!"
Dec 11, 2022 β’ 27 tweets β’ 4 min read
πΆπ§ #zhongchi cops and robber au. "rascal," zhongli grumbles. ajax lets out a grunt as he's pushed against the wall by the very man whose pocket he tried to pick.
when the weight of cold metal sets over his wrists, ajax realises the irony of the situation and yelped, "for fuck's sake! you were a cop this whole time?"
zhongli only gave him a glance before pulling him by the arm.
Dec 9, 2022 β’ 9 tweets β’ 2 min read
πΆπ§#zhongchi "xiansheng, would you still love me if i was a slimy fish?" childe asked. zhongli turns to his side and pats the mop of fluffy, auburn hair, "with all my heart, my slimy little fish."
"but not with your hand," childe interrupts. years of sleeping with the archon and he managed to not fall for his smooth talk. zhongli hums, his eyes remain closed. "fish do not need to be held to feel affection."
Dec 6, 2022 β’ 12 tweets β’ 2 min read
#zhongchi teachers au where zhongli's subject is humanities and ajax is sports. the students guessed that ajax must have been popular with the ladies when it was the opposite,
ajax was a studious nerd who wears glasses and barely had any friends while zhongli ended up as a delinquent because of the rough neighbourhood that he grew up in
Nov 22, 2022 β’ 10 tweets β’ 2 min read
πΆπ§ #ZhongChi modern au where both are professional cosplayers. "Look Zhongli, there's a cute, little belly window," Ajax chuckles as he pokes a gloved finger over an exposed and smooth belly.
Zhongli grimaces at the sight.
Sure, his boyfriend looks adorable in this so called 'harbinger uniform'. But the outfit has such a tight fitting, a belly window and questionable garter belts over his thigh and chest.
Nov 21, 2022 β’ 15 tweets β’ 3 min read
#zhongchi What if, Zhongli as the land dragon and Childe, the sea serpent. They like completely different things, one fancies meat while the other prefers seafood. Yet, falling in love comes as natural as their smiles when together.
With draconic tails entwined, their fangs bumping when kissing and majestic horns catching onto silly things around the house. Zhongli would laugh and help his baobei untangle his horns from the sheer sheet of the curtains.
Nov 2, 2022 β’ 27 tweets β’ 5 min read
#zhongchi meets the dendro archon. there's no mistaking a harbinger with childe's authority over the fatui. nahida attempts to peer into tartaglia's thoughts when a gentle hand sets over to stop her.
"he's with me," zhongli assures with a smile on his lips.
the consultant lowers his voice in a murmur. "apologies, but i cannot let anyone peer into the minds of my beloved."
nahida shifts her gaze to eyes of melted cor lapis. she pulls back and sets a finger on her chin. a thoughtful hum left her lips.
Oct 30, 2022 β’ 45 tweets β’ 8 min read
πΆπ§ #zhongchi hurt/comfort. zhongli isekai to a modern world.
zhongli eroded terribly after the death of his mate. before he's reduced to a dragon that hurts his own people, celestia herself banished him into another dimension.
zhongli's brows furrowed from the light taps over his shoulder. weary ambers flutter to a familiar sight that puts him at a loss for words and breath.
"hey, mister. are you okay?"
it was his late wife in a suit and slicked back hair. the halo from the streetlight
Oct 25, 2022 β’ 31 tweets β’ 5 min read
ππΆπ§ #ZhongChi fluff(?). from the warmth of fine sand that blankets his toes to the shallow depths of saltwater that washes his ankles β childe adores the beach.
he turns on his feet and blink at the rare sight of the consultant with the hem of his pants folded up. zhongli had a charming smile adorning his lips even as seafoam tickles their feet.
"i've always wondered about your love for the sea,"
Oct 18, 2022 β’ 29 tweets β’ 5 min read
πππ¦ #zhongchi cw: nsfw, zhongli has double p's and a forked tongue. where childe married zhongli and ascended into a fox adeptus.
when asked 'what does ajax mean to you?', the former geo archon would swell with pride as he answers, with earnest, that he is the reason that he wakes up every morning...
Oct 17, 2022 β’ 50 tweets β’ 8 min read
πβ½οΈ #zhongchi modern au locker room & shower nsfw.
"dΓ gΔ, be gentle with me," ajax murmurs breathlessly. zhongli tips his chin, a humoured smile curving over his lips as he replies sweetly. "aren't i always, baobei?"
the hem of ajax's shirt is pushed up to his lips. he bites down on the material, exposing his supple chest and abdomen that glistens with sweat. the lines and ridges of his body dips into slender hips.
"you look ready to chew me out for spraining my ankle," ajax muffles,
Oct 12, 2022 β’ 24 tweets β’ 3 min read
#zhongchi rich guy π§ hired gardener πΆ . that's it, that's the story.
[day 1]
π§: hey, are you the new gardener? i'm looking for someone who can get down and dirty~
πΆ: (smiles) that would be me. i've grown accustomed to working with flowerbeds and rocks.
π§:
Oct 8, 2022 β’ 14 tweets β’ 3 min read
πΆπ§ #zhongchi cw: gore dldr. You guys know how beta Childe had an eyepatch?
Post-osial, Childe couldn't contain his anger towards Zhongli. He questioned him about their relationship - if any of it was ever worth his blatant deceit.
Zhongli furrowed his brows, guilt tasting all the more bitter with every word that that harbinger spits out of those lips. He tries to reconcile and even goes as far as to stop him by the wrist. Morax does not plead.
Childe prides himself in many things, like his fighting prowess and achievements as a proud harbinger. But matters of the heart have never been as simple as cutting down a ruin guard or two.
Childe sweeps short locks of brown hair from his baby's forehead. Those pair of blue eyes, brilliant with adorning halos of gold, is a sign of his divinity.
There once was a mermaid named Ajax with eyes the color of the ocean and the viciousness of a sea-dwelling chihuahua.
Ajax loves the sea for sweeping away the blood of his enemies and muffling the screams of his fallen foes.
"Ajax, don't get anywhere near the humans. Don't even think of ever challenging them, understand?" Pulcinella gave a stern warning.
Sep 21, 2022 β’ 43 tweets β’ 7 min read
π₯πΎ #zhongchi Modern mafia/streamer au. Ajax wouldn't call himself a popular streamer. No, he's the (best) streamer there is, and the audience loves him for his confidence.
So when meeting a stranger online, with speech as formal as an old man and as clueless as one would play a game, Ajax decides to help a guy out during stream.
"@/RexLapis? Should I call you Rex?" Ajax grins. "Follow me, buddy. I'll show you the ropes!"
