I made slick carousel and now I make beats. and finance software. and delicious meals. https://t.co/8sE5AyVJfC
Feb 17 • 11 tweets • 1 min read
so i got a quest 3. and let me tell you:
after zucks impassioned speech, i said fuck it, i’m copping. he earned it. i already had a quest 2.
Apr 27, 2023 • 8 tweets • 3 min read
It’s bring your kid to work day so I’m starting her off strong
Told her leave the iPad upstairs, that shits for managers and the unemployed
Apr 26, 2023 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Lol I’m sitting here trying to make steak, asked my wife to make the kids hot dogs on the grill, I hear the grill lid slam, I come out and she’s trying to open the lid with tongs. I’m like have… have you never grilled before? She’s like no lol.
She makes some hard body cauli tots tho, I’ll tell you that much
Apr 26, 2023 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
My kid: “I can’t take this bandaid off it’s gonna hurt”
Me: “I snapped this finger in half skateboarding, bone sticking out and everything and put it back in place and then went camping. That shit hurt.”
This is gonna be so dope when I’m 50
