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May 13, 2023 โ€ข 16 tweets โ€ข 3 min read
Ah #joongdok nsfw brain vomit..

Popular guy YJH! And secretly obsessive quiet nerd KDJ!

Ehe enjoy~

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Kim dokja gazes at Yoo joonghyuk, hiding it behind his book.

'๐˜๐˜ข...๐˜๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ด ๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ง๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ข๐˜บ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ...' Dokja shivers, feeling the heat. From the start of the school year, as soon as he stepped into the classroom and gazed at Yoo joonghyuk's direction, he felt his breath was taken away.

Thus began his secret obsession with the schoolโ€™s popular and widely desired boy.

If only he wasn't so quiet and weird...
May 12, 2023 โ€ข 10 tweets โ€ข 2 min read
#joongdok

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Waking up to an unfamiliar ceiling, Kim dokja panicked.

Did he accidentally get transmigrated into a novel like in those fantasies?

Well, the ceiling did kind of look fancy.

His eyes slowly glances down at the floor.

Oh it's carpeted. Oh shit.

Did he actually get isekaid?!

Looking around once more, he took in the flowers in a vase where you could only and most probably find in a historical like setting, the embroidery of curtains, the ginormous bed fit for a duke of the North or the imperial family.
May 11, 2023 โ€ข 20 tweets โ€ข 3 min read
In celebration of maid day,

#joongdok where yjh just can't keep his hands to himself.

Implied nsfw *might actually do it if this gets enough attention lmao*

Crack. Just pure crack.

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Yoo joonghyuk stares at the kids hogging Kim dokja's waist.

He ponders. '๐˜ž๐˜ฉ๐˜บ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜บ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜’๐˜ช๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ซ๐˜ข'๐˜ด ๐˜ธ๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ถ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ?' He wonders, his hands twitch in want of touching Dokja's waist.

Whatever.

He does not have time for something as ridiculous as wondering why his companionโ€™s waist looks so-

Nope.

No more thinking.
May 10, 2023 โ€ข 26 tweets โ€ข 5 min read
#joongdok

When you look at the person you love, hearts will appear in your eyes au^

Tags: Misunderstanding, miscommunication, smitten YJH, insecure KDJ, kinda obsessive YJH

Enjoy~

.โ”€โ”€โ”€ โ‹†โ‹…โ˜†โ‹…โ‹† โ”€โ”€โ”€. In this world, it is practically impossible for anyone to not know who you like.

When you love someone and you see them in the same room or just passing by, hearts would form in your eyes.

It's both a blessing and a curse.

A blessing for those who became lovers.
May 10, 2023 โ€ข 4 tweets โ€ข 1 min read
#joongdok HS au but:

Popular girl : *clinging onto yjh and being sad and complaining how she doesn't have a great body* (she does)

Yjh: ....No one can ever have a body like Kim dokja. You're fine.

Girl: ???? ----

Hsy, complaining abt how she can't post anything bc her beta reader *not kdj* isn't doing the job

Yjh: Nobody can read that fast and efficiently like Kim dokja.

Hsy: .....
Apr 26, 2023 โ€ข 15 tweets โ€ข 3 min read
#joongdok au

Where Kdj has been hopelessly loving Yjh on the sidelines for years.

The ending is a suprise FYI

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Kim dokja and Yoo joonghyuk have been friends as long as both of them could remember.

Kim dokja was the loudest and chirpy part of the two,+ + while Yoo joonghyuk was the cooler and colder part. Opposites but fit each other well like puzzle pieces.

For their whole school life, Yoo joonghyuk was the popular one while Kim dokja was seen as his shadow, a side kick if you will.

They thought that he was just leeching+
Apr 17, 2023 โ€ข 88 tweets โ€ข 20 min read
#joongdok au where Yoo joonghyuk is known for dating beautiful people. Lee Seolhwa, Nirvana, Anna Croft and so on.

So why the hell is he dating the ugly nerd Kim dokja!?

Tags: Comedy, slight angst(?), fluff, obsessive and possesive YJH (??), natural beauty kdj + idolja Image 1) Image
Mar 19, 2023 โ€ข 9 tweets โ€ข 2 min read
#joongdok red flag Yjh but he's still respectful...?

Tags : Concerning behaviour, comedy(?), kdj being oblivious, red flag but respectful yjh, roommate au

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The day Yoo joonghyuk first saw Kim dokja, only one thing was on his mind.

And that was to make Kim dokja his with whatever it took.

Stalking, killing, blackmailing, threatening, background checking were all once foreign things to him but now an everyday norm. He checked and examined everyone Kim dokja knew and was acquaintances with, even co-workers who only talked to Kim dokja when-
Feb 28, 2023 โ€ข 22 tweets โ€ข 4 min read
#joongdok

Wherein Kdj slept with Yjh, a stranger he met at a bar.

Tags: Crack, stalker elements ish, obsessed yjh, and kdj whose just there

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"Ha! Huff..."

"Uh- are you alright sir?" The receptionist questioned, eyeing the disheveled looking adult that had just- -came bursting through the doors.

"F-fine! Everything's fine. Please just get me a room..." said disheveled looking man had bruises on his neck.

"O-oh! I see. I'm so sorry. Here. You don't have to pay.." The receptionist apologies, looking at the man in pity. It must've been-
Nov 19, 2022 โ€ข 20 tweets โ€ข 4 min read
#plotja #joongdok au wherein Yjh controls water and marine life and Kdj controls light and dark magic

No scenarios, modern day fantasy type

Flufff

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Stae stream high, school for incarnations and constellations. The incarnations are ones who are gifted powers and are being sponsored by the constellations, higher beings than that of incarnations. Usually, the constellations and incarnations would be put into separate classes, but for this year, they decided to join all classes together, so that they can bond with each other more. There
Nov 18, 2022 โ€ข 9 tweets โ€ข 2 min read
#plotja #joongdok wherein yjh treated kdj like a toy so kdj cheated.

Age gap yes mmmm

THEYRE ALL ADLUTS OK.

Implied nsfw

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"Get the hell out of my house." Joonghyuk resists the urge to hit Kim dokja, clenching his fist tighter till it bled blood.
Dokja smirks at his asshole boyfriend, walking closer till their inches away.

"Aw, Joonghyuk-ah, are you mad? Hm? Mad that I shared my body with someone else other than you?" Dokja took Joonghyuk's tie and pulls it, their lips a centimeter away.

"You-"

"You're so cute..." Dokja's eyes light up with
Nov 16, 2022 โ€ข 25 tweets โ€ข 6 min read
#joongdok red string au I came up with rn #seolhyuk

Angst.

No part 2 ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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In a world where everyone has a fated pair, a lover, both parties are connected by a red string where only one chosen pair can see it, meaning they can only see their partner's fated string connecting to theirs, no one else's.

The fated pair to get the "red sight" as people would call it, would get them once they've turned eighteen years of age. Normally, this leads them to finding their soul mate quickly, for those past eighteen years
Nov 12, 2022 โ€ข 23 tweets โ€ข 5 min read
Ok wait #joongdok au wherein basically this :

Yes nsfw Tags : Dry humping, no penetration, nipple play, implied marathon sex