The Only Real Dad On Twitter™ Also a dingus, a dummy, a mess of a man.
3 subscribers
Jun 18, 2024 • 14 tweets • 4 min read
ready to go on a journey?
we jump right into the action, and it's impressive that the Museum of Genital Integrity can afford such a large space
May 30, 2020 • 16 tweets • 5 min read
All right, let’s do this. Police are America’s largest organized criminal enterprise megathread.
Police have unlawfully seized over $35 billion in property, disproportionately from low-income people, without convicting or in some cases even accusing them of a crime. pulitzercenter.org/reporting/no-d…
Mar 27, 2019 • 17 tweets • 4 min read
My nightmare draws to a close
The issue starts with our first ever recap page. Grant Morrison would later rip this off for All-Star Superman.
Feb 4, 2019 • 11 tweets • 3 min read
Now it’s time for some real entertainment - livetweeting ALF #4
First story: Alf is alone with Kate but the horny undercurrent isn’t there - until they decide to do a Melmacian Mind Meld
Dec 2, 2018 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Lmao a ton of Milo Yiannopoulos docs dropped as part of his Australian lawsuit and honey, this grift is on its last legs
More fun stuff. Three running debt spreadsheets!