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Nov 2, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
If you believe in the superstition that the market crashes every time the Phillies win the world series, you may want to move some money around because the Phillies are going to win. Here's a fun list of coincidences: The Philadelphia A’s won the 1929 World Series, which ended on Oct. 14, 1929 — just a couple of weeks before the Wall Street Crash of 1929 on Black Monday, Oct. 28, 1929.
Jun 11, 2021 27 tweets 5 min read
i was in the "lobby," getting booked into county jail when the arresting officer read off my charges to the bruising enforcer. he, the bruiser, said "sweet." I said "uh no it's not sweet." he immediately threatened to throw me into the hole. i later learned that this bruiser was taken off the streets after retardedly fishtailing a granny on a routine traffic stop. cops are not very intelligent, ya'll. anyway, his punishment was being resigned to jail duty; just like i was. in a way, we were compatriots.