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Mar 6, 2022 • 138 tweets • 20 min read
It was said that to be loved by a phoenix would give you the strongest golden core the world had ever seen, untold riches, good fortune for the rest of your days.

Before wwx was even born his hand was coveted. Before they died, his parents had spent a lot of time thinking about their son’s marriage prospects. They decided they wanted him to marry for love, not because it was chosen for him. Let the luck beyond imagining go to someone who covets their son’s heart more than anything else
Nov 22, 2021 • 31 tweets • 5 min read
Au where the Lan dragons consider growing a hoard to be an activity done by mates, whereas foxes make nests. Foxxian gives lwj things often, unaware, just thinking he would like them! Dragonji thinks bunnies are an odd choice for a hoard, but is pleased that wwx is courting him Lwj thinks that if wwx is trying to court him through dragon custom, he should return the favor. He presents a robe that he wore all day to foxxian. wwx is like “oh! Thanks Lan Zhan!”, and privately thinks he will have to send it to the wash 🤔
Sep 14, 2021 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
“Virgin sacrifice” lwj who volunteered with the intent of slaying the creature that keeps devouring virgins; “devourer of virgins” wwx who’s just a fox spirit and a BOTTOM. When lwj comes he’s like thank god they at least sent a top do you know how rough the last century has been So many weeping young people sent to his doorstep expecting to be leeched of their life force until they’re left lifeless and he’s just like “fucking hell they sent another one can you please tell them I don’t want any of you. I’m begging”
Mar 7, 2021 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
@p3achbae Lwj hugs him back, one hand sneaking down to squeeze his ass.

“Hey!” wwx protests, but he only tightens his hold on lwj.

Laughing softly, lwj pries wwx’s arms from around his neck so he can towel him off.

As lwj dries him, wwx starts to talk to him quietly, @p3achbae mindful of his teammates filtering into the locker room. “This is the wildest day of my entire life,” he says. “Do you often jump people in locker rooms, or is that reserved for your old childhood friend Wei Ying?”

Lwj’s mouth twists into a wry smile. “Only Wei Ying.”
Feb 15, 2021 • 170 tweets • 24 min read
AU where lwj is a vet/wildlife rehabilitator and rescues an injured foxxian, unaware that he’s a shapeshifter and not an ordinary fox

cw: for animal injury/animal being attacked cw animal injury

When Lan Zhan finds him, there are several dogs upon him, biting into his bloodied black fur. His instincts take over, and he grabs a large stick without thinking, yells at the top of his lungs and brandishes it at them.
Jan 8, 2021 • 8 tweets • 3 min read
Trisha’s wangxian kidfic read list! 🌟👨‍👨‍👦💕 lwj adopted a-yuan and wwx was devastated. wwx didn’t know /who/ adopted him until he saw them at the cafe he works at and lwj frequents. Slow burn fic, TONS of fluff, some angst that made me cry. Bookmarked archiveofourown.org/works/25530229…
Jan 3, 2021 • 185 tweets • 25 min read
Wei Ying has been waiting for what feels like forever for his new vibe to arrive. When the package shows up on their doorstep, he excitedly brings it to his room and tears it open. The walls are thin, but if he turns on some music his roommate Lan Zhan shouldn’t be able to hear. This vibe has a lot of features to it, and he wants to try them all. However, he quickly exhausts the solo capabilities—he has a vibe that does almost all of the things this one does /already/. What he really wants to try is the remote feature.
Dec 6, 2020 • 49 tweets • 8 min read
Wei Ying and Lan Zhan are best friends and study buddies.

One day they’re studying at Wei Ying’s apartment when Wei Ying sits back, staring into the middle distance contemplatively, and says, “You think you can deepthroat a dildo lying down?” Lan Zhan has just taken a sip of water and he simultaneously breathes it into his lungs and spits it out. He starts coughing and Wei Ying gets up to pat his back, trying to help him breathe.
Dec 4, 2020 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
ahem so projection o'clock here but.

lwj has been lonely for so long, and my thought here is that touch has never felt right until now. (re: lwj touch thread). If I wrote this fic now I think I would want to delve into his touch starvation a bit more honestly. lwj feels safe with wwx, where before he met him he was so worried about what kind of person he might be and wwx is not at all what he expected. lwj finds that he /likes/ him, and it's not just about lwj's good looks. wwx just LIKES him. He's not expecting anything from lwj.
Nov 20, 2020 • 46 tweets • 8 min read
I was asked to write the smut for this so here I am Lan Zhan enters the living room to find Wei Ying doing stretches in yoga pants that hide absolutely nothing.

Only looking away and reciting his family rules prevents him from crushing the box of condoms and bottle of lube where he stands.
Nov 20, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
lwj says “I want dinner” and he’s mostly just talking to himself; he cooks dinner 90% of the time and he’s planning to go make it wwx, on the other hand, is well trained at this point and does /not/ realize that lwj means it literally, so he sets his phone down and shimmies out of his pants and underwear before settling on the couch face down ass up
Nov 19, 2020 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Lan Zhan and Wei Ying are having a picnic in the park. Lan Zhan is laying on his side and reading a book, in theory, but in reality he’s watching Wei Ying’s every movement as he talks animatedly about ever changing topics. A woman Wei Ying knows from work approaches them.

“Wei Ying! Good to see you! Is this your friend?”

Wei Ying smiles wide, a somewhat mischievous glint to his eyes.
Sep 12, 2020 • 68 tweets • 8 min read
Lan Zhan and Wei Ying have been living together for six months now. They’ve been dating for a little over year, but it feels longer because they’ve known each other since they were kids At this point they’ve combined a lot of things; insurance, bills, phone plans, memberships to various streaming services, and their gym membership