HTTP code 418 began as an April Fool’s prank to signal “I’m a teapot”.

Later, it acted as a DDoS defense mechanism during the Ukraine war.

In 1998, the HTCPCP standard defined communication for…coffee pots.

Turns out, that wasn't the only thing brewing.
Even the original RFC pokes fun at itself, stating:

"This has a serious purpose – it identifies many of the ways in which HTTP has been extended inappropriately."

Despite the joke, frameworks began treating the error code as valid; leading to unexpected consequences.

China’s leap in computer science stemmed from a Soviet disagreement.

Soviet computer tech exchanged between the two countries, until tensions between Mao and Khrushchev abruptly ended the swap.

Suddenly isolated, China was forced to create their own computer, the Model 107.
For CS researchers, this was brutal.

1000+ Soviet experts were ordered to leave the country within the month. Their tech was the backbone of China’s early machines.

Self-reliance was the new game, yet they were intellectually isolated from the rest of the world.

Water can solve differential equations.

Lukyanov, a Soviet engineer, was trying to calculate heat transfer in concrete structures.

Hand calculation was cumbersome, so he developed an analog computer to physically model the math relationships.

It worked *really* well. Known as the “Water Integrator”, it solved partial differentials with just gravity, with an error rate around 2-3%.

Because of the simplicity of “programming” with valves, it was successfully used for Geology, thermal physics, metallurgy, and even rocket engineering.

The term “Hacker” originated from a bunch of MIT students obsessed with model trains.

In the late 1950s, the Tech Model Railroad Club was split into two primary factions:

- Knife and Paintbrush
- Signals and Power (S&P)

S&P played fast and loose; disliking authority. S&P hated formal engineering procedures.

They wanted to use the multi-million dollar mainframe (IBM 704) in Building 26 to calculate their control system.

Turns out, time on that mainframe was restricted to “important” things like defense (lame).

Ken Thompson, upon receiving the Turing award, wrote a terrifying paper.

“Reflections on Trusting Trust” illustrates a scenario of original sin.

Because the C compiler is written in C itself, a compromised compiler can self-replicate with no trace in source code. If you can’t trust your compiler, you can’t trust any compiler you build with it either.

Sin in the family tree, no matter how distant, can propagate to your clean code even decades later.

In 1960s Soviet Russia, a computer network was proposed decades before the internet.

“ОГАС” had concepts of Cloud Computing, virtual currencies, and a data-driven economy.

At a cost of $300 million, 300k operators, and a 30-year rollout, it was killed by politics. Glushkov, the creator, envisioned technology as a tool for government optimization.

The claimed savings returns would be fivefold over a 15 year period.

Banks, factories, and offices hooked up to cities; with information further distilled to a central hub at Moscow.

Modern Computing is only possible because Honeywell filed a lawsuit a few minutes early.

The invalidation of ENIAC’s patent in Honeywell vs Sperry Rand placed the invention of the digital computer into public domain.

Without it, the U.S could have easily lost tech dominance. Sperry Rand wanted $2.3 Billion (inflation-adjusted) from Honeywell, for infringing on “arithmetic operations using electronic circuits”.

The ENIAC patent was so broad, they could legally demand royalties for *all* general-purpose electronic computers.

If most LLM output feels unimpressive, you probably dislike phatic communication, and prefer the anti-inductive.

Anti-inductive speech favors non-pattern-following responses that can’t be easily predicted...the anthesis of how LLMs function. Most humans prefer phatic-speech, which likely explains the popularity of CBT as the safe “default” therapy.

If you can’t stand “therapist-talk”, you likely have a cognitive style that deprioritizes EQ.

How many tabs do you have open?

10? 50? 200+?

High numbers tell us a lot about personality. Memory offloading has always been a cognitive strategy; in the modern era it’s just more likely to happen in a browser instead of paper. Tab hoarders fall into a few categories:

- Browser as external memory expansion
- Loss aversion / high anxiety
- High cognitive tolerance for parallel processing
- Zeigarnik effect abusers

Most hashing algorithms are designed to avoid collisions.

What if they weren’t?

Locality-sensitive-hashing (LSH) is a way to group similar inputs into the same “buckets” with high probability.

Collisions are maximized, not minimized. As a malware researcher, I’m quite experienced with fuzzy hashing. LSH algorithms are a bit different.

LSH algos specifically reduce the dimensionality of data while preserving relative distance.

Think spam filters, copyright media detection, even music recommendations.

Without COW, docker would eat your harddrive.

No, not the animal.

Copy-on-Write (COW) is the perfect example of "doing nothing is faster than doing something".

COW saves billions of CPU cycles and Terabytes of storage every day; and you probably never noticed.
It's hard to emphasise just how *slow* I/O is even on modern systems.

What takes DDR5 one second, takes an NVMe SSD 5 minutes. Any possible advantage we can get can pay huge dividends in performance.

The fastest way to write to disk, is if we didn't write at all...

Is the human brain Turing-complete?

If you sit down and “think through” the steps of a Turing machine, you are conceptually simulating it in your mind.

However, such a simulation doesn't have unbounded memory; our neuronal working memory is very finite.
Of course, we have tricks to extend this working memory.

Relying on external aids, like writing down information on paper, get's around some of our inherent limitations.

It thus becomes more of a philosophical question.

In C++, you can use likely() and unlikely() to help the compiler with branch prediction.

likely() will generate assembly code without any jmp instruction for that path.

No jmps, means no flushing of the processor pipeline. You can see this moniker fairly often in the linux kernel, especially in relation to memory management.

With if-else statements, we occasionally know with high certainty what branch is true and which is not.

Thus, if the compiler *knows*, we can generate optimized code.

What’s the difference between experience and expertise?

A 2008 research paper found an interesting distinction.

Years of work related experience didn't affect a person's susceptibility to various cognitive biases. In other words, experience didn't help at all. So what did? As it turned out; professionals who took specific training were much less susceptible to bias than those with extensive work experience.

“Expertise” can be defined as a person who not only has a deep understanding; but also the proper tooling for the situation.

It's mathematically impossible to stop malware.

Due to Rice's Theorem, it's impossible to write a program that can perfectly determine if any given program is malicious.

This is because "being malicious" is a behavioral property of the program. Even if we could perfectly define what "malicious behavior" *is* (which is a huge problem in of itself), any property about what a program will eventually do is undecidable.

Security in the traditional sense is probabilistic.

Null pointers suck.

Even Tony Hoare, the inventor of the null reference, calls it “my billion-dollar mistake”.

It’s responsible for an unmeasurable number of exploits, system crashes, and errors.

How did it start? Temptation.

In 1965, Hoare was writing the type system for a language called ALGOL W.

The goal was to ensure all reference use should be safe; but he “couldn’t resist putting in a null reference...it was so easy to implement.”

Why are red objects so pixelated in low quality videos?

It starts with the human eye.

About 2/3s of our color receptors are dedicated to green; it's how we perceive detail.

Modern video codecs take advantage of this visual quirk; but it has some downsides. Most modern video codecs use a technique called chroma sub-sampling to increase compression, while minimizing detail loss.

A video frame is a combination of Brightness and Color. Because the values are encoded separately, we can use different resolutions for each.

“My wife complains that open office will never print on Tuesdays”

A bizarre sentence; which kicked off one of the most interesting bug hunts in Ubuntu’s history.

It all starts with some goofy pattern matching. It’s not a bug with the printer, or OpenOffice, or the printer driver.

It’s a mistake in the way the “file” utility parses file signatures.

When printing from OpenOffice, a PostScript file is created with the creation date.

Most people sort socks in O(n²) time. (Naïve Pairwise Search).

I'm going to show you how to get it down to O(n) with Hash-Based Partitioning.

Let's break it down. 1. Take all the socks from your basket and separate them into piles for each color.

2. Within each color pile, iterate through to separate by pattern.

3. Continue sorting the pattern-specific piles as needed by another attribute (size, material)

In 1992, Andrew Tanenbaum made some predictions about computing.

1. Microkernels are the future
2. x86 will die out and RISC will dominate the market
3. Everyone will be running a free GNU OS.

An argument ensued between him and Linus Torvalds. But who was right? It's all a matter of perspective.

Microkernels never fully took off, but hybrid kernels like Windows NT, and mach derived kernels found on macOS + iOS control a ton of market share. Linux is the main exception here, being the most monolithic out of the bunch.

Shutting down your PC before 1995 was kind of brutal.

You saved your work, the buffers flushed, wait for the HDD lights to switch off, and

*yoink*

You flick the mechanical switch directly interrupting the flow of power.

The interesting part is when this all changed. Two major developments had to occur.

First, the standardization of a physical connection in the system linking the power supply to the motherboard. (Hardware constraint)

Second, a universal driver mechanism to request changes in the power state. (Software constraint)