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Apr 7, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
bakugou always going out of his way to say he doesn’t hate kirishima. someone says ‘bakugou doesn’t like anyone’ and he’s immediately like ‘i don’t hate kirishima’. then the person goes ‘ok but you don’t /like/ him’

bakugou just. goes through an existential crisis in two seconds he has to get an external opinion, just goes up to deku and asks ‘deku do i like kirishima’ and deku says without even looking up ‘yes kacchan’ and bakugou stands there. frozen. walks jerkily up to his room, calls his mother and asks ‘do i like kirishima’. mitsuki hangs up
Apr 7, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
now it seems likely bakugou won’t shorten his hero name, i just know he’s gonna have to explain it on a kid-friendly show and suddenly headlines: ‘GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT NORMALISES MURDER, KIDS DON’T EVEN KNOW THE REAL MEANING OF IT ANYMORE’

bakugou’s agent resigns BUT. bakugou probably actually said something cute

kid: great explosion murder god dynamight says murder means when you kill negative emotions and your past selves and fights so well that your life becomes a perfect victory!

teacher who was asking what a murder of crows meant: