How The Musk Stole Christmas On a social media site
like the one on your phone
The cretins of DC
Planned to go home

But before they could leave
They wanted some presents
Bio labs, pay raises
And vaccine mandates for peasants

A Thanksgiving Carol

The scents of pumpkin and apple pies filled the house.

The women chatting in the kitchen; the men outside prepping the fryer; the children laughing as they watched movies.

It was Thanksgiving time once again, and Allen hated every second of it. "Hogwash," he muttered to himself as he turned the page on the magazine he was pretending to read. "Why we have to come here every Thanksgiving is beyond me. I hate it."

His wife stuck her head in the study. "What's that, dear? You need something."

“Fascism rises to power by projecting they’re the majority when the fascists are in the minority!”

*looks around

I hate to tell y’all this…but…

The majority of Americans reject your ideology. Which makes you the fascists. Americans by and large reject your abuse of children with unnecessary surgeries and drugs.

You're welcome! Glad to do it. Happy to be of service.

https://twitter.com/maddi3_moo/status/1854284922015350813

Look, I get that for many of you, Hillary and Harris not being elected is like slapping your momma.

And by the emotional immaturity many of you still have in your late 20s and 30s, they probably should be slapped for doing a piss poor job of raising adults.

Racism doesn't explain the Senate.

Misogyny doesn't explain the House.

"Felon" doesn't explain the Presidency.

"Nazi" doesn't explain the popular vote.

Maybe* you just suck.

(*no maybe. You do suck) "Rogan and Elon are the cause of this!"

Rogan caused this by asking questions and pointing out how bad you are?

Elon caused this by letting people talk and see what's really going on?

Men had Star Wars - women invaded
Men had sci-fi - women invaded
Men had video games - women invaded
Men had D&D - women invaded
Men had comics - women invaded
Men had Men’s only clubs - women invaded

The only thing men have anymore is either solitary or you fuss at us for. Yes, there were some women on these things from the jump. But they understood men and let men be themselves. They were cool.

Then uncool women decided they wanted to take those things from men who built the fandom then kicked them out for complaining about the low tier quality

The Memory

It was September, and the air was finally starting to feel like fall.

I had taken a trip to Frankfort, Kentucky, to do a small bourbon trail. The plan was to hit a few distilleries in the two days I had sprung free from my responsibilities. I had eaten dinner and was wandering downtown, looking in store windows on the way back to my Verbo’d room, when the thought of a nightcap garnered my attention.

“Don’t mind if I do,” and scanned the vicinity for a bar.

As I turned to see, a sign on the building behind me caught my eye.

Notice how in the story of the Good Samaritan, the Samaritan didn’t take care of the injured man the rest of his life? Only for a few days? “We’re supposed to take care of our neighbors.”

For life? Because that’s not in there.

“You can’t be rich and be a Christian”

Ah, I see you haven’t read the Bible.

Prosperity is not a a given nor is it banned.

Anyone teaching anything else isn’t really teaching what the Bible says. Them: you’re not supposed to have more than you need

God: give Me your first fruits and I’ll make your barns full and your wine press overflow.

At the risk of angering the brisket experts, I’m going to tell you how I make the best brisket I’ve ever eaten.

It’s simple and easy.

At the outset, let me say I break several “rules”. It works for me. It may or may not for you.

Ready? First, the rub:

Salt 1/4 cup, garlic powder 1/4 cup, black pepper 2 tablespoons.

That’s it.

This will make a lot of rub, so have a container and store it for the next several briskets.

"Alito should resign!"

Alito has resigned. He's resigned to the fact that your a bunch of ahistorical, hysterical harpies who are perpetually outraged by the noxious nonsense noise you're being fed. You're sheep, bleating whatever CURRENT DAY's virtue is while the shepherds fleece the flock, even and especially when CURRENT DAY's virtue is something that you yourself don't subscribe to until the MKUltra style programming switch gets flipped. Then suddenly you're all in.

If you're deconstructing your faith and you end up with "God is cool with your sin", you've done it wrong. "Jesus loves those people!"

Yes, He does. He died for them so they can be redeemed and, to quote Jesus, "go and sin no more."

“Prayer doesn’t work!”

Too many people have a grotesquely wrong concept of who God is, why we pray, and what we should expect when we do. First, God is not some magic genie to be called upon with our whims and wishes. He isn’t summoned and commanded to perform this or that.

He is the Creator, the King of kings, the Alpha and Omega, the First and Last.

And He does not answer to you.

DeSantis has earned my vote.

Since his first day in office as governor, DeSantis has consistently pushed a conservative agenda.

Florida has seen population growth as a result.
Florida is no longer a swing state as a result. We have permitless carry.
We have a 6 week abortion limit.
We have election integrity.
We have a budget surplus.

So many "all I said was that it's bad Palestinian kids are dying. Why all the hate?" takes.

Let me explain it to you. But bear with me. I don't have enough crayons for you to eat while I draw you a picture. No Palestinian child dead today that was alive October 6 was targeted by Israel.

I know, I know. The pro-Hamas media made you think that Israel was killing children, but that's because they know you hate Jews and so they fed that evilness that dwells in your soul.

"You can criticize Israel without being antisemitic."

Yes, I can. But apparently, you can't. I haven't criticized Israel's response because, quite frankly, it's not my place to tell them to stop killing people who want them dead.

The Venn diagram of "it's the guns!" and "Hamas is just striking back for decades of apartheid" is a perfect circle.

So no, you cannot have my guns. I mean, really, even if you were pro-Jews owning guns to defend Israel, I would still say no to giving them up.

"People are celebrating the firings of peaceful protestors. It's McCarthyism. The free speech absolutists are nowhere to be found. Just shows their hypocrisy."

Excuse me, but this is the bed you made.

Night night, stupid. You said a red hat was the new klan hood.

You said free speech was a Nazi value.

You said gun ownership was fascist.

You said the OK hand signal was white supremacy.

You said eating ethnic food was colonization.

You can have all the shut-the-fuckupcakes.

The Commander Biden story is more than just a "dog bites man/multiple people" story.

It's a perfect encapsulation of the Biden administration and the multiple failures therein. Back when he was running for president, there was a theme of "Biden is a decent man; he even loves dogs." This was in contrast to the Orange Man Bad, who does not love dogs.

But upon further examination, Biden's love for dogs does not extend to the point of training them well.

A man finds himself on a plain. In his right hand he holds a lantern, the light before him spread just a few feet.

The pure darkness of the night makes it impossible to separate the sky from the plain on the far horizon. There is no moon, but the stars… The stars are out and so numerous that it appears they cover even the land, by the man’s figuring. There’s nothing but blackness between him and anything else, so he starts to move to the horizon.

As he walks he sees that one of the stars on the ground grows closer.

I usually bounce between the optimism of the red pill and the nihilism of the black pill.

Today, the black pill is winning. The laws are being entirely unfairly enforced. And it’s all political.

From the top of power in DC to the people on sidewalks, it’s all politicized and wrong.