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15 Oct
It’s funny watching people defend Paternity Pete like he’s not a cabinet official.
If the Secretary of Transportation can be gone for 2 months in the middle of a crisis, they can be gone permanently and the department shuttered.
“He’s just a regular guy at home with his babies!”

Buuuut the supply chains are on fire and shelves are empty.

“PETE. IS. WITH. HIS. BABIES!”
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15 Oct
I give NeverTrump talking heads a lot of grief because of their treatment of President Trump and the Republican base.

But to be fair to them, they had some very legitimate points against Trump.
No, he did not have the temperament to president. He’s quick to anger and mockery. He’s reactionary to any slight or insult. He’s braggadocios, arrogant, and narcissistic.
He has no issue lying or threatening to get his way.
He was a lifelong NY Democrat who didn’t hold conservative values until he started running as a Republican.

Any media story that didn’t reflect upon him well was dismissed as “fake news” and he used people’s anger as a weapon against his opponents.
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14 Oct
Loudoun County proves that the War on Women is over and Trans have won.
Seriously, if your take is "Fox made this news which made parents mad which caused threats which made the FBI go after them then Fox complained and it's all Fox's fault",

your take is trash.
I remember when a woman with no proof, no memory, no dates, and no story was held up as a paragon of evidence and #MeToo raged.

Get the fuck outta here with your excuses.
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14 Oct
I wonder what the Venn diagram is of NeverTrump and "you're an idiot if you don't get the vaccine" would look like.

I don't know that it's a circle, but I'd think it would be close.
They're the same people that swallowed the "suckers and losers" bit hook, line, and sinker without ever questioning it.

They have a history of questioning the reasons why someone says something, never taking it at face value.
Just a moment ago, I saw a comment about Kyrie.

"He's not giving up his career because he doesn't think he should be told what to do, even though that is what he says. He's really giving it up because ARGLE BARGLE I'M A MIND READER!!"

Nah, bro. You don't know that man.
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13 Oct
Every day, I want to do a thread on how NeverTrump/Democrats had realistic concerns about Trump and how he was unqualified.

Every day, I get distracted by the unqualified Democrats in office and the real concerns their policies are creating for average Americans.
Someone may have earnestly voted against Trump by voting Biden.

That hate vote has real world consequences that we can all see every day with our own eyes.
I don't begrudge anyone voting their conscience, no matter how much I disagree with them.

But if we are to face the reality of Trump, we must face the reality of Biden and this incompetent administration.
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13 Oct
With as hard in the paint as NeverTrump Republicans are on vaccines, maybe they were just wanting to control women's bodies after all.
I dunno. Judging by how horny Kristol, French, and crew are for "make those idiots get a vaccine because they're too stupid do know better", it's not too far off to think that just maybe their anti-abortion stance wasn't for saving babies but for controlling women.
I mean, look at their gay marriage stance over the years. They were whole-heartedly against it, railing on how it would cause the downfall of society.

Maybe it's not just women, but people that they wanted to control.
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12 Oct
On Earth 4, President Trump is under fire for pushing the vaccine. Democrats are very concerned about how much Pfizer has made.
CNN has replaced their COVID cases/death counter with a COVID vaccine side effects cases/death counter.
The economy is coming back but Blue state governors have demanded truckers have the vaccine before crossing state lines.
Healthcare workers are hailed as heroes still, but only those who publicly reject the vaccine.
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11 Oct
Remember when Republicans said "we have to vote for Biden and fight over policy once Trump is out"?

How's that working out for you?

Are ya winning, son?
They told you to ignore Biden's history because Trump feeding fish wrong was worse.

They told you to ignore Biden's words because covfefe was worse.

They told you to ignore Biden's declining mental health because using two hands to drink water was worse.
They said "We'll fight over policy. We just have to return to normal."

And then they side with Biden on policy.

I dunno, guys. I think they lied to us.
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10 Oct
People who are scared of American flags and trucks have thoughts on Civil War.
“LOL you’d be scared of taking the train!”

LOL here’s a piece of cloth. Run scared, rabbit.
If the Civil War came, the rurals could survive without the cities. The cities couldn’t survive without the rural.

I’d bet there are people in the hills that wouldn’t know there was a CW during or after one.
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9 Oct
When do the vaccinated start to realize they’ve been conned?
I mean, at some point, even the hardcore “vaccines save lives” people gotta start looking at the moving goalposts and think “this ain’t right.”
“We need 75% -80% vaccinated for herd immunity. No, wait. 98%. Oops.”
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9 Oct
I’m begging the Republicans to nominate anyone named Brandon in 2024.

#LetsGoBrandon
Brandon J Trump enters the chat.
Brandon DeSantis.
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8 Oct
I don’t know who needs to hear this but I do not have to validate your existence or accept your lifestyle.

The only thing I owe you as a human being is the respect I would give any other human being.

But validating you? Accepting you? No.
“You have to use my pronouns.”

No, I don’t. You don’t have a right to not be offended.
“You can’t judge my sexual orientation!”

You’re a trans drag queen who is sexualizing kids. You’re a pedophile.

Yes, I’ll judge you.
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8 Oct
"Saying 'F Joe Biden' is bad!"

Well, as soon as he stops F-ing us, we'll stop F-ing him.
How can you not take almost every policy this admin has as a big "F you"?
"You have to be vaccinated. F YOU"

What about the illegal immigrants?

"They don't have to be vaccinated. F YOU"

Seriously?
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7 Oct
Apparently, Joe Biden's plan for controlling COVID was mumbling incoherently in front of tv cameras and going full fascist in policies.

How could anyone have seen this coming...
I mean, on the campaign trail, he was so demure and coherent and put together.

Who among you hasn't challenged someone to step outside??

Let he who hasn't called someone "Fat", cast the first stone!!
I'm just kidding.

At this point, if you still think you voted for a cognizant decent human being who believes in moderate governance and has actual ideas, you're a lying dog-faced pony soldier.
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7 Oct
Healthcare requires someone else's labor. Demanding it be a human right is slavery.
You have the right to SEEK healthcare. You have the right to shop around to find someone that will provide healthcare at an agreed upon price.

But healthcare is a service, not a commodity.
A doctor owes no one his time or service, excepting that they pay him.

A nurse owes no one his time or service. unless they agree to it.
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6 Oct
Democrats mad at Bezos for getting rich off a service people use willingly but not going after Pfizer getting rich off mandates.

See the difference?
One promotes free market solutions.

The other pushes government control.
“Jeff Bezos is worth $205 billion! That’s unfair!”

*pushes vaccines that make other people billionaires.
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6 Oct
If you're happy or sad the school shooter turned out to be black and not white,

log the fuck off Twitter.
Your humanity is in danger of disappearing.
The fact that a young man felt he had no option but to grab a gun and settle the score should evoke some kind of emotion out of you.

But his skin color? That's what you're focused on?

Ghoulish
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6 Oct
Look, I love teachers.

My mom was a teacher. I have friends that are teachers. Hell, I went to college to be a teacher.

But teaching as a specialized profession?

LOL no. Just no.
Unless it is in a specialized position, like special ed or music teacher, it's not a position that requires much more than a lot of patience, understanding of the material, and decent planning skills.

Basically, being a parent.
"You don't know what you're talking about!"

Except for going to college to be a teacher, yes.

I'll never forget being at the blackboard and hearing a kid throw up behind me.

That was an interesting experience.
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6 Oct
What are you going to do in the new communist world?

"I'm going to teach gender theory in the morning, afternoon drum circle, and..."

LOL no really. What are you going to do?
Any answer other than "be productive for the collective" is met with a wall and a bang.

I'm sorry you never learned history.
You like to fast?

Well, does communism have a fasting plan for you!
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6 Oct
Since the AG of the USA has declared parents opposed to CRT “terrorists”, that means CRT is an official position of the government.

CRT is anti-racist which is actual racism.

So the US government’s official position is racism.

IOW, same as it ever was.
That doesn’t mean all or even the majority of Americans are racist.

It doesn’t mean all policies are racist.
Buuut blankets to Native Americans, camps for Japanese Americans, the CIA dropping crack into black communities… not too mention injections, laws, policing policies…
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5 Oct
Remember when Trump said “they’re not coming for me; they’re coming for you”?

With the AG declaring parents mad about CRT “domestic terrorists” and people against mask mandates “white supremacists”…

It sure is starting to feel like that orange bastard was right.
Even if I agree that he is a horrible person and a bad president, you gotta admit that the Biden admin has done nothing but make him look like a tangerine Nostradamus.
Monitoring your bank account, demanding you get vaxxed or lose your livelihood, lying about the cost of a 3 trillion dollar bill…

At what point can an honest person say “yeah, they’re coming after us.”
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