No, peaceful gun owners won't suddenly become violent.
But we'll be done with your shit.
We will "rat out" anyone on the Left that we know owns a gun.
We will do everything we can to disarm you, to leave you as weak sheep for the hungry wolves.
And we'll stand by as you become another crime statistic.
Mar 30 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
Once we decided that dead kids were acceptable as birth control, the gun debate was over.
Oh, you want us to tear our clothes and meltdown our ARs because of school shootings?
You celebrate your abortions. You laugh as doctors play with dead baby parts.
You rendered the concept of “life” meaningless. Don’t claim to be trying to save kids now.
Stupid, stupid thoughts.
“The one thing mass shootings have in common is the guns!”
Well, that…and a person pulling the trigger.
Other than that, great tweet.
Mar 29 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
“The gun fetish is weird!”
You know what? I agree. Every time I see a picture of some dude with three or four pistols and a rifle slung over his shoulder, I think “attention whore.”
It’s gross.
But not as gross as grown men with fake breasts dancing sexually in front of kids.
I think guns have moved from an object to be seen as protection to a symbol of rebellion and resistance.
But it wasn’t us who pushed them that way.
Politicians made guns an object to be reviled and feared. So we mock your fear by flaunting what you fear.
Mar 28 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
I’d like to speak to Amanda.
I hope you’re never hiding in a closet on the phone with 911, begging for cops to get there quickly as a violent man searches your house for you.
But if that should happen, I hope you have a gun so the lifeless body the cops find won’t be yours.
You want to frame “guns” as a pro-life issue? Okay.
There are between 500k and 2m defensive gun uses a year. The extreme vast majority of these are cases where the gun is not fired, simply brandished.
Mar 28 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
"How many dead kids will it take to get rid of guns?! Mandatory buybacks! National registry! Confiscation!"
How many dead cops, soldiers, men, women, and children are you willing to sacrifice to take them?
All that blood on your hands because you don't want to secure schools.
Let's say you get 50% of the guns easily. People willingly hand them over.
That's still 200 million guns in the hands of 36 million gun owners.
There's 1.33 active military personnel (meaning a bunch of them aren't fighters)
Mar 28 • 7 tweets • 1 min read
IF you are convinced that your group is the target of genocide, why would you not take up arms and strike out against those who you believe wish you dead?
Would it not be self sacrifice for group preservation?
TLDR: The Left’s rhetoric is responsible
In conflating “banning gender affirming care” (castration and mutilation) with “genocide”, the Left purposely created a breeding ground for this kind of violence.
Mar 27 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
I don't have the heart in me to argue over gun stats or trans or whatever right now.
I'm just sad that a person felt like the best answer in life was to unprovokedly kill other people and get killed themselves.
But what led to that person doing this horrific act?
You don't break into a school intent to kill people and be mentally healthy.
Did no one love her enough to help her?
Mar 27 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
Welcome to another edition of Dr Strangetweet’s Official Biographies of Twitterland, the true and authentic biography of some of your favorite Twitterland residents.
Today, we will look at everyone’s favorite archer with assets (smarts and wits) @1776Carolina3.
A direct descendent of Nathan Hale, Nicholas the First of Russia, and the guy that invented pleather, Ms. Carolina spent her formative years wandering nature. She has the hearing of a wolf, the eyesight of an eagle, and the dating habits of the praying mantis.
Mar 26 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
Tell me why I should vote for Trump.
“Because he’ll end the deep state.”
He didn’t last time.
“Because the deep state wouldn’t let him!”
So they will this time?
“No, but he’ll be ready!”
Why wasn’t he ready last time?
“You RINO globalist cuck!”
Is that like a deplorable?
Tell me why I should vote for Trump.
“Who else are you going to vote for? Meatball Ron? LOL”
I like his policies.
“He’s a RINO globalist!”
What policies does he have that are RINO globalist?
“He’s short!”
And?
“You RINO globalist!”
Is that like racist? You just say it?
Mar 24 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
"DeSantis is falling in the polls! He doesn't have a shot!"
You know who else they said didn't have a shot?
Y'all trying to get DeSantis to drop out when he hasn't even dropped in.
He hasn't even started.
Mar 24 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
We’re not banning books. We just want common sense book reform. To take a book out of a library, you should have to be licensed, have insurance, a mental health exam, and a valid reason to check out that book.
No one under 21 should be allowed to check out a book. No book over 200 pages. No one needs a 450 page book.
Mar 22 • 7 tweets • 1 min read
BREAKING: I was able to get a quote form Team Trump.
“WHAAAAAAA!”
They legit think DeSantis shouldn’t have said anything that could be construed as negative about Trump because of the bullcrap charge in NY.
Trump should have free reign to insult and insinuate but DeSantis should be the bigger man?
LOL nah.
Mar 22 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
“I like Trump! He’s a fighter! He punched back!”
“OMG HOW DARE DESANTIS FIGHT BACK AGAINST TRUMP!”
Is your leader so weak he can’t be challenged?
How pitiful.
“DeSantis is done!”
You trying to convince yourself or everyone else? Because it sure seems like you’re terrified and trying to inject massive amounts of copium to keep your spirits up.
Mar 21 • 13 tweets • 3 min read
These quotes from DeSantis are fire.
No name calling. No bitterness. Just comparing governance and policy.
Of course Team Trump is gonna be mad.
nypost.com/2023/03/21/ron… via @nypost
“Well I think there’s a few things. The approach to COVID was different. I would have fired somebody like Fauci. I think he got way too big for his britches, and I think he did a lot of damage.”
Can anyone argue that? No. No they cannot.
Mar 21 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
If I’m gonna have to like Trump enough to vote for him if he’s the nominee, I’m gonna need his talking heads to shut the hell up.
“We can’t attack DeSantis on policy so we have to make crap up, attack his wife, and attack him for random pictures that were taken!”
You’re turning me into an aTrumpist.
Just shut up.
Mar 21 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
When Trump turned on Paul Ryan, it’s because Ryan got in the way of Trump’s agenda (most of which was good).
Trump turned on DeSantis because DeSantis showed you could govern conservatively and competently without being an idiot.
DeSantis’ crime is upstaging Trump.
And all my “Trump shouldn’t have attacked DeSantis” and “Trump is scared of DeSantis” has less to do with Trump and more to do with people who praised DeSantis until Trump told them not to.
Trump flipped a switch that you can’t even point to, and you got mad at DeSantis.
Mar 21 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
“DeSantis made a mistake in how he handled Trump.”
LOL you wish.
Team Trump is terrified of DeSantis. Democrats are terrified of DeSantis.
It’s why Team Trump and Democrats sound exactly alike.
It’s almost like they’re working together.
When Nikki Fried and Alex what’s his face sound the same, chances are they’re getting their talking points from the same person.
Mar 20 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
It’s funny they think this is how a civil war would be fought.
“LOL stupid NRA standing around in clusters getting droned!”
I’m standing in your mom’s house with her tied up next to me. Drone me, bitch.
Mar 19 • 7 tweets • 1 min read
Kneeling for the anthem is acceptable but refusing to wearing a Pride shirt is not.
Kinda want to buy an American flag and a Pride flag and burn both at the same time.
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