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Dr Strangetweet riding the nuke of knowledge into the hurricane of ignorance that is X. It’s a blast. The POG kingpin of the Southeast.
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Sep 16 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
"Data isn't vibes".

You are so right, Ilhan. So let's look at the data.

Wait. Where's the link? You don't have one? Just a pie chart with colors?

That's an interesting tactic, but much like the hole in the pie chart, it means nothing.

But fear not, I've got something. Here is the ADL report on murder and extremism in 2024.

Now, I'm using this tongue in cheek like I think the ADL is actually reputable, which they are not as I will show you. Much like the SPLC, any honest relevancy has long been burned to the ground.

adl.org/resources/repo…
Sep 13 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
You got fired because you said horrible things online about Charlie Kirk’s death?

Wow. That’s sad.

Maybe you shouldn’t have invited the hatred then.

What? All you did was say words, you didn’t deserve it?

Huh. If only you applied that standard to Charlie Kirk. “You can’t fire me! I’m the good guy!”

Bro, you call “men can’t be women” hate speech.

You’re not the good guy.
Jul 5 • 19 tweets • 3 min read
“Two hundred and forty-nine years to build the United States and six months to destroy it!”

Hold up there, Skippy. You Leftists have been trying to destroy it for 70 years or more. Don’t sell yourself short. Don’t y’all start to glam onto the Founders now. Not after y’all cheered on removing their statues.
Jul 4 • 12 tweets • 2 min read
America
An idea made real
One unseen before on the Earth
Where every man is free
Where every woman is free
To live their lives in peace

To worship how their conscience demands
To speak freely
To think freely A land of opportunity for those who would grasp it
A land where one’s starting point does not dictate one’s ending point
A land where the only limit is imagination
Jun 18 • 25 tweets • 4 min read
"I wear a cross and I follow what Jesus actually said and I'm woke because I'm a good person."

I see you have no idea what you're talking about, so let me help you understand that Jesus fellow you say you know but obviously don't. First off, Jesus was a religious Jew, observing the Judaic religion according to the laws given to Moses by God.

He knew the books of the law and prophets. It's why He could school the scholars in the temple as a child

So what do the books say about equity, inclusion, and woke?
Feb 12 • 15 tweets • 3 min read
"We're in a constitutional crisis!"

No effing shit, Sherlock. When Congress hands out blank checks to departments and then doesn't require them to pass an audit for their next blank check?

That's a constitutional crisis. When Congress spends and spends and spends and puts more and more burden on the taxpayer, then cries about cutting things like spinning kittens to study motion sickness and a queer comic book in Peru?

That's a constitutional crisis.
Feb 4 • 14 tweets • 2 min read
We told you to leave us alone.
We didn't want to get too political.
We didn't want to get too involved.

But you made us.
You went after our kids, our jobs, our money, and our lives.

You made us care. Remember?

Well this *waves hand* is our response.
Enjoy the bed you made. You've wasted our tax dollars on your pet projects and money laundering for decades.

You've wasted our tax dollars on useless government programs and departments for decades.

And we have nothing to show for it.
Not just we, the tax payers, but we as Americans.
Dec 19, 2024 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
How The Musk Stole Christmas Image On a social media site
like the one on your phone
The cretins of DC
Planned to go home

But before they could leave
They wanted some presents
Bio labs, pay raises
And vaccine mandates for peasants
Nov 27, 2024 • 37 tweets • 7 min read
A Thanksgiving Carol

The scents of pumpkin and apple pies filled the house.

The women chatting in the kitchen; the men outside prepping the fryer; the children laughing as they watched movies.

It was Thanksgiving time once again, and Allen hated every second of it. "Hogwash," he muttered to himself as he turned the page on the magazine he was pretending to read. "Why we have to come here every Thanksgiving is beyond me. I hate it."

His wife stuck her head in the study. "What's that, dear? You need something."
Nov 9, 2024 • 13 tweets • 1 min read
“Fascism rises to power by projecting they’re the majority when the fascists are in the minority!”

*looks around

I hate to tell y’all this…but…

The majority of Americans reject your ideology. Which makes you the fascists. Americans by and large reject your abuse of children with unnecessary surgeries and drugs.
Nov 7, 2024 • 17 tweets • 3 min read
You're welcome! Glad to do it. Happy to be of service. Look, I get that for many of you, Hillary and Harris not being elected is like slapping your momma.

And by the emotional immaturity many of you still have in your late 20s and 30s, they probably should be slapped for doing a piss poor job of raising adults.
Nov 6, 2024 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
Racism doesn't explain the Senate.

Misogyny doesn't explain the House.

"Felon" doesn't explain the Presidency.

"Nazi" doesn't explain the popular vote.

Maybe* you just suck.

(*no maybe. You do suck) "Rogan and Elon are the cause of this!"

Rogan caused this by asking questions and pointing out how bad you are?

Elon caused this by letting people talk and see what's really going on?
Sep 16, 2024 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Men had Star Wars - women invaded
Men had sci-fi - women invaded
Men had video games - women invaded
Men had D&D - women invaded
Men had comics - women invaded
Men had Men’s only clubs - women invaded

The only thing men have anymore is either solitary or you fuss at us for. Image Yes, there were some women on these things from the jump. But they understood men and let men be themselves. They were cool.

Then uncool women decided they wanted to take those things from men who built the fandom then kicked them out for complaining about the low tier quality
Sep 12, 2024 • 21 tweets • 3 min read
The Memory

It was September, and the air was finally starting to feel like fall.

I had taken a trip to Frankfort, Kentucky, to do a small bourbon trail. The plan was to hit a few distilleries in the two days I had sprung free from my responsibilities. I had eaten dinner and was wandering downtown, looking in store windows on the way back to my Verbo’d room, when the thought of a nightcap garnered my attention.

“Don’t mind if I do,” and scanned the vicinity for a bar.

As I turned to see, a sign on the building behind me caught my eye.
Sep 9, 2024 • 16 tweets • 2 min read
Notice how in the story of the Good Samaritan, the Samaritan didn’t take care of the injured man the rest of his life? Only for a few days? “We’re supposed to take care of our neighbors.”

For life? Because that’s not in there.
Sep 7, 2024 • 15 tweets • 2 min read
“You can’t be rich and be a Christian”

Ah, I see you haven’t read the Bible.

Prosperity is not a a given nor is it banned.

Anyone teaching anything else isn’t really teaching what the Bible says. Them: you’re not supposed to have more than you need

God: give Me your first fruits and I’ll make your barns full and your wine press overflow.
Jun 27, 2024 • 15 tweets • 3 min read
At the risk of angering the brisket experts, I’m going to tell you how I make the best brisket I’ve ever eaten.

It’s simple and easy.

At the outset, let me say I break several “rules”. It works for me. It may or may not for you.

Ready? First, the rub:

Salt 1/4 cup, garlic powder 1/4 cup, black pepper 2 tablespoons.

That’s it.

This will make a lot of rub, so have a container and store it for the next several briskets. Image
May 23, 2024 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
"Alito should resign!"

Alito has resigned. He's resigned to the fact that your a bunch of ahistorical, hysterical harpies who are perpetually outraged by the noxious nonsense noise you're being fed. You're sheep, bleating whatever CURRENT DAY's virtue is while the shepherds fleece the flock, even and especially when CURRENT DAY's virtue is something that you yourself don't subscribe to until the MKUltra style programming switch gets flipped. Then suddenly you're all in.
Apr 5, 2024 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
If you're deconstructing your faith and you end up with "God is cool with your sin", you've done it wrong. "Jesus loves those people!"

Yes, He does. He died for them so they can be redeemed and, to quote Jesus, "go and sin no more."
Dec 13, 2023 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
“Prayer doesn’t work!”

Too many people have a grotesquely wrong concept of who God is, why we pray, and what we should expect when we do. First, God is not some magic genie to be called upon with our whims and wishes. He isn’t summoned and commanded to perform this or that.

He is the Creator, the King of kings, the Alpha and Omega, the First and Last.

And He does not answer to you.
Nov 28, 2023 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
DeSantis has earned my vote.

Since his first day in office as governor, DeSantis has consistently pushed a conservative agenda.

Florida has seen population growth as a result.
Florida is no longer a swing state as a result. We have permitless carry.
We have a 6 week abortion limit.
We have election integrity.
We have a budget surplus.