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Here's what happened:

1.#Madonna went to college on a dance scholarship, but dropped out at age 20 to pursue a career in music. 2. She moved to New York, hooked up with her 31-year-old boyfriend Dan Gilroy, and briefly sidled into his rock band, "Breakfast Club," where she… @itspatsworld 2/x
…briefly tried actually playing real instruments (mainly drums... see picture).

She was... not great. But her boyfriend was the bandleader.

3. She eventually convinced her college boyfriend, drummer Stephen Bray, to move out to NYC. They rekindled their romance, and she…

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