Just burst into tears at the reality of my grandpa having dementia and me being unable to communicate because of my terrible mandarin and nonexistent dialect speaking skills still crying

[fem!jc 🪷 eroge 🔞 xicheng 💜💙]

Will Lan Xichen be able to make the dewy lotus petals bloom?

🌸 OTOME GAME 🌸 START!!

Which canon JC meimei would you like?

(Don't take this seriously lmao)

https://twitter.com/luuuunadiane/status/1508487487034826755?t=ZYiABEmi8WHqDvu_WySroQ&s=19

otome game where lxc meets all sorts of jc meimeis. Innocent white lotus cloud recesses jc. Troubled but sexy SSC jc. Post BMS unhinged and desperate jc. Milf SLJ jc. Lan Wanyin meimei. Wen Wanyin princess meimei. Modern flirty meimei. Nyamcheng. Ssssnakecheng. Mer!jc lxc meets them all and they fall in love with him and he drowns in so much pussy

moshang, cisswap!sqh, dubcon

fem!sqh au (with @PurpleNies) where mbj has NO idea sqh has been a woman all along, because demonic women dress much more provocatively (just look at shl) and sqh is just used to the more gender-neutral human hanfu, and she's had no reason to be undressed in front of mbj, how could she be so disrespectful and also vulnerable in front of her king? plus her gender has never been a relevant topic in front of mbj (chinese pronouns also help, since 'he' and 'she' are phonetically identical) plus sqh has always been called

To my love, the Dishonored game series, which lets you

- kill everyone
- kill no one
- kill everyone without being spotted
- go full pacifist stealth
- use a variety of weapons and guns
- use magic powers and only magic powers
- use no magic powers as a challenge - tell god to fuck off
- do parkour a
- infiltrate a masquerade party
- play a female character (twice)
- conjure rat swarms
- eat rats
- be rat
- eat the rich
- initiate gang wars
- do witchcraft
- destroy the church (several times)

fem!jc, xicheng, nsfw, cuckxian

Zewu-jun likes to fuck while pressing his body weight down on his wife, Wei Wuxian learns.

He catches a few tantalising moments of his shimei's naked body, hair spilling over the floor like ink rivers as her breasts bounce with each thrust she bears, her husband wedged between her legs to stuff her pretty cunt.

Head thrown back, she moans prettily - at first covering her mouth, until shamelessness overtakes her, and she groans out loud, panting as she's fucked.

Jiang Cheng is completely naked against the floor of the

xicheng human + demon au

The Lan jades may be half human from their human mother, and the current heir may smile and adopt mannerisms to seem more approachable to humans, but it cannot be ignored that they are still demons.

Jiang Cheng freezes when Lan Xichen draws his sword. During the cultivator conference of human clans and human-allied demons, the Lan Clan had swept into Lotus Pier's meeting hall with a massive black-furred demonic pig slung over the Lan heir's shoulder, the First Jade of Lan still unnaturally collected despite the huge weight

(nsfw, xicheng, mentioned past ships)

The force of Lan Xichen's thrust inside Jiang Wanyin has the younger man's buttocks bouncing, the milky-white pair of succulent globes reddening as Lan Xichen slaps Jiang Wanyin's ass. His other hand grips Jiang Wanyin's hips hard enough to bruise as Xichen bucks his hips, driving his cock deeper, deeper still into the man beneath him, making Jiang Wanyin shriek as his head sags. Zidian glints in the low light as his hands curl tight into fists. "Ahh, aah, fuck!" Jiang Wanyin whimpers, sensitive prostate harshly

"I need to tell you something," Jiang Wanyin says to Xichen. "It's about your mother-"

He is pulled away before he can finish. "Find the letter-"

Xichen never finds the letter, but finds his husband hanging from a length of white silk.

https://twitter.com/shinjuageha/status/1404845721740734465

In the most unobtrusive way possible, Xichen tears the Cloud Recesses apart and finally finds the letter.

It has clues, names, and the shocking truth hidden for years, a truth that threatens to shake the very foundations of Gusu Lan itself.

Such a matter should be delicately

on an abstract level Jin Ling absolutely knows that his jiujiu was a child once, like anybody else. However, Jiujiu's prickly, severe demeanour and sharp tongue make it difficult to ever imagine him as a kid - until Jin Ling finally meets small jiujiu.

From a curse, of course. Wei Wuxian always claimed that Jiujiu was a grumpy kid, and Jin Ling believed it because - well, just look at Jiujiu. However, the little nine-year-old boy in front of him with hair neatly tied in a small bun looks up at Jin Ling with large blue eyes - that quickly dart away as

"wwx did nothing wrong! There's nothing bad about DC!" Since I assume you ignored all the Chinese cultural background people have tried to supply you with, let me try and explain this to you. You believe in God (or a God?) You believe in afterlife? A heaven? Maybe you're Christian or some other monotheistic religion. Well, DC, by raising even an unsuspecting innocent corpse to a fierce corpse, breaks them out of the reincarnation cycle. What does that mean? In your terms it means they never get to pass on even if they die a second

mdzs leading up to the yllz's implosion at the siege of burial mounds is a stunning tragedy of war, self-sacrifice, moral quandaries, hubris, and impossible circumstances created by greedy, heartless and self-serving tyrants. the ending of mdzs however is a cop-out. wwx gets a get out of jail free card with a romance sideplot character who assures him that he was always right, that he never did anything wrong and gets to avoid consequences for everything he did, ignoring all the obvious consequences in the broken people around him.

Would like to reiterate that as much as I dunk on wwx that I still support his choices to take in the Wen remnants and that protecting civilians is always moral even if they're from the "enemy side".
In an ideal world the wen remnants could have been peacefully subsumed into ymj as it rebuilds but the whole point of mdzs is talking about the dangers of mob mentality and the viper's nest which is sect politics. jc and wwx both understood that wwx could not protect the Wens and also come back to ymj because of politics. Heck, if it wasn't for llj's

chengxian angst-turned-crack where jc sacrifices himself to save wwx and dies, content in the knowledge that he saved his beloved shixiong and trusting him to lead the Jiang sect

only to wake up in an insane blood ritual and a manic wwx screaming at him "WHY DID YOU DO THAT" "WHY DID YOU SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR ME A-CHENG ARE YOU CRAZY WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!!"

and jc, emotionally repressed tsundere back in the familiar position of being pestered by wwx is just like "WHAT'S IT TO YOU?! SHUT UP""

(fem!jc, xicheng, nsfw, sex toys, underage)

jc being betrothed to lxc, and marrying into gusu lan means she will have to live according to their customs including their sex customs 🤭young meimei a few years before she goes to the cloud recesses, and after she gets her first

https://twitter.com/PurpleNies/status/1388298618856116225

period has a box with cloud carvings sent to her and inside are a few jade pestles, she knows these are obviously from gusu lan but she's just an innocent white lotus and doesn't know what these are - yzy has to explain them to her and by the end she's blushing red uwu

(mentions of abuse, reincarnation)

post-canon. wwx cultivates a golden core and lengthens his own lifespan like the twin jades do. jc dies, and wwx searches for his reincarnation for years and years, lwj following behind him dutifully.

16 years after jc's death, wwx finds him.

https://twitter.com/luuuunadiane/status/1388833335833776135

A skinny, bony youth of 16 years, identical in appearance to wwx's late shidi, dressed in plain robes fitting his status as an ordinary commoner, also called A-Cheng. wwx is overjoyed and runs up to hug him, telling him that he is the reincarnation of sdss, missing the way he

little nyancheng on his way home 🥺

https://twitter.com/CatDiscover/status/1388779617591480320

kittie nyancheng looking at the lan doggos....wanting to play....he loves playing with doggos.....

spirit+god au

On a stroll in the mortal realm, a dark shape in the river catches Lan Xichen's eye, and he peers closer to identify a small struggling creature - a black cat in the water, drowning.

With a turn of his heel and a push of his foot, he gracefully leaps forward, the white-robed figure shifting into a silver dragon in the span of a millisecond and surging just above the water's surface, snatching the feline out of the river with his silver claws and landing neatly on the other side.

The cat yowls, thrashing. "No! Let me go!"

Maneki neko nyancheng....little fortune cat spirit meant to protect and bring good luck to his bound possibilities!

1. nyancheng is bought by lqr and becomes protector cat spirit of the lans

2. nyancheng is canon jc reincarnated with a wish to protect those he holds dear

3. nyancheng is bound to protect the jiangs, but fails, and sets off on a journey to find and help

(fem!jc, omegaverse, tw sexual assault)

when wwx rescues jc from the wens with wn's help, her scent is all wrong- that is to say, she actually has a scent. betas shouldn't have one, not the twisted scent of char and withering lotuses leaking out of her limp, unconscious body. when she awakes, she clings on to wwx, letting out a high-pitched whine - the sound of a distressed omega as she rubs her neck instinctively against him, the point where a scent gland would be red and swollen. "Wei Ying, hurts." she sobs, trembling all over.

svsss shen twins au where shen yuan, knowing that lbh is hunting down shen jiu to kill his scummy shizun, decides to pose as his twin brother and be killed in his stead to fake shen jiu's death

and lbh's psyche shatters when he discovers he's killed his beloved yuan-ge when shen yuan regains consciousness again, it's in the middle of an array of blood, lbh's eyes glowing red and face flecked with blood "shizun, shizun?" and shen yuan instinctively says - "binghe?" making lbh grin in gleeful, desperate, manic relief before hugging him