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Darth Mando
@mandolakes
Oct 19, 2020 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
The Pope: let us work together to end poverty and relieve the needless suffering of our fellow man

Abby: nah FUCK that yeah this all sounds about right
Sep 13, 2020 • 6 tweets • 3 min read
A video of what they’re claiming shows 5 people standing 100 feet from the building. Thousands of people have now latched onto a morphing, sensationalized story of a crowd of protestors “chanting” this phrase and blocking entry, so, they accomplished what they wanted to with this
Aug 24, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Lmao WHAT ImageImage Owning a book doesn’t mean you co-sign the views it contains or that you even necessarily think it’s that great. Some things you own are a result of wanting to experience a work that had a cultural impact, understand when people discuss it, or just to see what you take from it
Jun 27, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Alright what should I play tonight You mfs really want me to finish Witcher 3 how dare you betray me like this
Jun 11, 2020 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
The episode of trailer park boys where the judge lets Ricky smoke and swear while representing himself is top tier “my first order of business is to tell the prosecutor to shut the fuck up, and wipe that stupid fuckin grin off his face because he’s distraculating my case”
May 6, 2020 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
Decided to finally start Justified. 7 minutes in and Timothy Olyphant has already racked up one kill and said the name of the show. So that’s a 10/10 so far. ImageImage
Apr 20, 2020 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
We’ve unlocked a new Twitter character: the astrology nazi ImageImageImage Getting blocked by a nazi astrologist on hitlers birthday - the quintessential twitter experience
Sep 4, 2019 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Reading tweets about cancel culture is way more fun when you replace “cancel culture” with “criticism” ImageImageImageImage I’ll make this clear one time: this is making fun of people who misuse the phrase “cancel culture” by loosely applying it to instances of people who are just expressing their disagreement/disappointment with someone, with zero threat of that person being “silenced” in any way.
Aug 23, 2019 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
We really all blocked that Vin Diesel witch hunter movie out of our minds didn’t we Just saw the thumbnail for it and it was like getting punched in the chest
Aug 5, 2019 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
Never thought I’d see a president respond to a mass shooting by saying we should give the killer what they want, but then again, “If immigrants weren’t here nobody would have gotten shot” is exactly the take I’d expect from this person.

I stopped talking about this man a while ago bc I reached a point where I didn’t get why anyone would expect any more from him. But people are dying and we’re watching in real time as he encourages it to continue and validates the shooter’s motives. More ppl are going to get hurt
Jul 18, 2019 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
You guys, why *looks around, drops to a whisper* why do the cats have boobs What the fuck Image
Apr 22, 2019 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
The most disingenuous GOT takes this season are the people who watched this entire show and saw Daenerys’ whole journey leading to to this point acting like they don’t understand why she’s so pissed lmao You don’t have to agree with how she’s handling things, but pretending you don’t get why she’s upset is hilarious. “She’s so entitled.” Man if I went through half what she did I’d feel like it’s what I’m meant to do too. Who else has put that level of work in to get where she is?
Jan 8, 2019 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
Why is it that whenever there’s a story about a woman besting/defeating a man in something, a bunch of men have to rush in and be reallyyyyy fuckin weird about it ImageImageImageImage Like why are they so threatened by these instances? Why do they feel they have to step in and announce that it wasn’t *that* impressive? Lol it’s without fail every time. It’s always these average ass dudes who truly believe they could beat a professionally trained fighter lmao
Aug 18, 2018 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
My professor linked an infowars video as a source in this lecture I’m Lmao Image
May 21, 2018 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Imagine complaining, referring to dating as a “sexual marketplace”, finding any interpretation of “enforced monogamy” appealing, and yet still wondering why women don’t want to date you. These guys will blame everything from the economy to the media to women’s freedom of choice before they’ll admit that maybe they just aren’t very likeable and haven’t made any real effort to be appealing to another person.
Apr 26, 2018 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
This response means absolutely nothing

Hiding behind the label “free thought” is so corny. It’s an empty term w no real meaning. You can have literally any thought and call it a “free thought” - that doesn’t make it inherently good or bad, or above criticism. You can “freely” think that a race of people are inferior.