dammit, it's time for a mini thread

let's talk about these little guys

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this is an atomic clock

a real atomic clock

Today we replenish the Strategic Gravy Reserve

first step - roast the tomatoes

5 pounds of San Marzanos, halved, drained, drizzled with olive oil

300F for a couple hours Next we salt the meat and let it come to room temp

pork butt, beef short ribs, sweet sausage

story time

when i was in 6th grade I went with my whole class to Camp Kappe for a week it was an "environmental education" camp, at that time run by Dominican sisters

nestled among the pine trees, an hour or so north of Houston

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🧵 This is a AA (pronounced “double-A”) alkaline battery

It’s a tiny little can of electricity, commonly used to power small electronic devices

Upwards of two billion are sold annually across the Fruited Plain

In France it’s called the “mignon” (“cute” or “dainty”)

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🧵 this is a Jersey barrier

it's a specially-shaped block of reinforced concrete used as a highway-safety device to separate lanes of traffic

after 12 hours, this story has a single retweet and no likes

the Chronicle has more than 700,000 followers

this is an Octavia Johnson story

let's take a look

https://twitter.com/HoustonChron/status/1888974840779972863

"said Ashwin Nathan, H-E-B Group vice president of marketing, in a statement."

what did he actually say when you called him for comment?

you did that, right? because you're a reporter

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🧵 this is a mason jar, a glass jar used in home food preservation

Watching "Crimson Tide"

this is a great line

"there's trouble in Russia...so they called us. And we're going over there and bringing the most lethal killing machine ever devised"

and it really is shit, this is gonna turn into a "these little guys" post

whatever, let's go

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🧵 this is a Swiss Army Knife, a pocketknife made by Victorinox

this one in particular is the "Classic SD" model, the best-selling Swiss Army Knife in the world

i bet your daddy has this on his keys

just wrapped up fireworks at Castello Bramanti, so let's talk about these little guys

🧵 This is a Bic Classic cigarette lighter, a disposable fire-making device

it's also known as the Bic Maxi or J26

story time

(i'm watching Man in the High Castle, and the bowing reminded me of this)

I was once on a consulting engagement with a Japanese company

they were trying to figure out the accounting implications of a gas deal

my boss and I went to their offices (in Houston) to receive a presentation we had been warned that this was a Very Old Japanese company, and to brush up on customs and courtesies

we dressed up

GOOD MILITARY EQUIPMENT NAMING CONVENTION MEGA THREAD

1. Ethnohistorical weapons/fighters

they should be from your own nation or forebears, or an homage to your indigeneous people

for Americans, the Tomahawk (cruise missile) works

Scimitar or Atlatl just wouldn't fit

ideally the weapon/system has some physical resemblance or metaphorical relation to its namesake

the Switchblade drone's wings flick out

the Harpoon missile kills giant ships 2. Contextually relevant mythology

it has to be relevant both to your people and to the system itself

for Americans, this largely means Greek and Roman mythology

the Trident submarine-launched ballistic missile is a perfect example

the Aegis system is another great one - Zeus' shield

the E-6 Mercury aircraft zips around relaying messages

I think we do this particularly well, but other nations do too

the Japanese Soryu submarine is named for a mythical blue dragon that protects the east

Wotan was a German radar navigation system that used a single beam, named for a one-eyed Norse god

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🧵 this is duck (or duct) tape, a cloth-backed adhesive tape used for...

well, everything

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🧵 this is a pop-top aluminum beverage can, also known as a beer can

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🧵 this is an order of McDonald's french fries, sold under the registered-trademark name World Famous Fries

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🧵 this is a crayon - a small stick of colored wax used for drawing, typically by children, and as a tasty snack by United States Marines

they're sometimes called wax pastels when they're fancy and expensive

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(sorry for the delay)

🧵 this is salt, a naturally occurring mineral made up of sodium and chlorine

it's an essential nutrient for human life, but we eat a small fraction of the salt we use

it has numerous uses in the production of chemicals, paper, soap and rubber; in deicing roads; in water treatment; in metallurgy

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quickie thread This is a baseball, used to play the game of baseball

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🧵 This is a nail – a metal spike with a pointed end used to join building materials

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(belatedly)

🧵 This is olive oil, a liquid fat pressed from olives and used as a food, cosmetic and fuel, among other things

i was talking to a friend the other day about grocery shopping

i do most of the shopping for my family of eight

i think i'm pretty good at it

these tips might help you

some of these are very basic to level-set

I live in Houston

I do most of my grocery shopping at H-E-B