by popular demand:

CW // (fake) incelism / tadashi with a pussy / internalised misogyny / tagging nsfw as i go

“it’s ridiculous. fucking ridiculous.”

tadashi snorts.

it’s not often that he gets to see kei upset like this. it’s incredibly entertaining.

https://twitter.com/messymiso/status/1485958269898219523

they’re sitting on tadashi’s bedroom floor after school, scattered homework and books between them, but it’s all long forgotten in favour of kei’s rant about ... well.

would i be a good arankita stan if i didn't lewd them? no. exactly.

/// somno

i just think that, while shin may look all proper and polite and quiet, he actually has a mind behind that pretty face that goes darker than he'd like to admit sometimes. he looks at ojiro in ways that he probably shouldn't. he /thinks/ of him in ways that would most certainly land him a place in the worst circle of hell once he passes, and though he tries very hard to stuff them back down where they came from, they pop up over and over and over-

…… give me one second to make this tsukkiyama kei is having the single worst day of his life.

he honestly should have seen it coming when he woke up this morning to a dead phone because his charger wasn’t fully plugged in, only to be greeted with a carton of bad milk and stale bread in the fridge.

“Room 6011, Yamaguchi.”

Sawamura nods at the golden luggage cart parked at the edge of the lobby subtly and Tadashi doesn’t even think before getting to work.

This is what he does. By now, most of the way through the summer, it’s a routine carved deeply into his flesh.

https://twitter.com/messymiso/status/1429770611577040899

He keeps his shoulders straight in his stiff uniform but his head down, smiling curtly at the newly arrived guest before focusing on the one thing he’s here for.

He heaves the expensive suitcase onto the cart one by one, barely noticing the smooth leather and the+

if my family would leave me alone for FIVE MINUTES i would like to elaborate but i haven’t been able to write in like two weeks because they’re around constantly and look at my phone 🤡🤡🤡🤡 help

https://twitter.com/notsocooldisco/status/1429820209297346570

// this is just personal ranting but

i’ve been sharing a room with my brother and even if i didn’t my mom comes in like at least every twenty minutes, i’m not allowed to be on my phone when we’re in the car or during trips ++

lobby boy tadashi who carries rich brat kei’s excessive luggage to his room and turns beet red when he leans down and tucks a 100 dollar bill into his front pocket with fingers that linger a little longer than they have to kei travels with two suitcases and a duffel bag because he changes his outfit at least three times a day and has a 7 step skin care routine that high maintenance mf

i have to decide on a topic group for my bachelors thesis this week and they all suck 🤡 i already worked out my thesis topic a while ago but none of these apply at all so i’ll have to start over completely 😭 i thought we would have a little freedom with this at least but noooo i can choose between media and political economy, heterotopic media, and the representation of war in comics 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 I WANTED TO DO AUDIENCE RESEARCH HELLO WHY TF AM I IN THIS COURSE IF I CANT RESEARCH WHAT I WANT FOR MY THESIS

when tadashi has a bad day kei drives them to the nearest ikea.

it’s tadashi’s favourite place. his eyes light back up again when they roam the exhibit rooms, his voice gets confident again when he plans out their future apartment, + and when they pass by the children’s section, he does not think twice before adding yet another stuffed animal to their ever growing collection.

it soothes kei’s heart to see tadashi’s mood uplifting, slowly but gradually—

yamaguchi who joins a dating show along the lines of the b/achelorette for money and because he didn’t have anything else to do and tsukishima who gets thrown in there because someone (bokuro) sign him up for it behind his back bokuto and kuroo have some solid blackmail material to keep him from dropping out but even if he has to participate, kei is absolutely miserable and does NOT lift a finger to even attempt and court the woman in the middle of the show

back on my tsukkiyamakuroken bullshit- buckle up.

NSWF // alcohol / exhibitionism / group sex / strangers involved / could be read as dubcon (but only later on)

when kei and kuroo stall in their advances, kenma and tadashi take matters into their own hands. “i hate them.”

“no you don’t.”

“yes i do. don’t tell me what to think tadashi. look at them. stupid. i hate them so much.”

sitting on a run down couch next to tadashi, kenma stared over his switch with disgust in his eyes.

me trying to scrape my last remaining horny braincells together so i can finish this goddamn thread already think horny thoughts think horny thoughts think horny thoughts think-

HEADCANON- tsukishima smells like this

(because i smell like this) i vividly remember the day i walked into a lush store when i was like 13 and i asked the worker there for a “man” soap for my father and they smiled at me wide and were like oh but soaps are for everyone! we don’t have men and women soaps just choose whatever you like most

currently reading the fic @shiwiwrites put out and oh my god-

a live reaction thread these bitches GAY

give me tsukkiyama’s first time but they’re extremely clumsy and even if they did their research they don’t really know what they’re doing and it’s awkward and not what they expected at all. tadashi said he’d try bottoming, he’s fingered himself before and liked it and it does look kinda fun in porn so he’s enthusiastic but when he stretches himself two fingers wide, way too quickly that day, of course it goes wrong .

a live reaction thread of me watching miraculous ladybug season 4 // spoilers DID THEY JUST CASUALLY CONFIRM JAGGED STONE TO BE LUKAS FATHER I-

the amount of things i could say about this mf image spreading the communist karasuno agenda

good morning how do we feel about glory holes and how do i make it tsukkiyama tadashi starts working at one of the shady clubs in the outskirts of town, one of those run down ones in a back alley, because he just needs some quick extra cash on top of his day job and he’s too embarrassed to ask anyone to borrow something

choir kids tsukkiyama.

kei is a bass. tadashi a tenor.

they stand next to each other where their sections meet. sometimes their arms brush. it’s the best part about every concert. during choir camp they share a bunk bed. tadashi is a top bunk sleeer. he likes the way he can look across the room, even if it means dealing with the rather wobbly ladder at night. kei would rather die than sleep anywhere but the bottom bunk.

quick thread for @sasukeyeol because they planted brainworms in my head

cw: nswf / edging / orgasm denial / heavy degradation / powerbottom tadashi and servicetop kei / mention of someone else (cucking i guess?) / subspace // all safe n consensual “is this really all you got for me?”

tadashi gleams down at him through hooded eyes, disgust on his face.

“that’s pretty pathetic, kei, even for you. i’m not even barely close yet.”

sigh-

sci fi // alien tsukkiyama au which is really just me trying to fit tentacles up tadashi’s guts

// baby though I’ve closed my eyes, I know who you pretend I am //

it’s all asahi can think of when his lips meet noya’s over and over and over again one summer night behind the gym. he’s not kiyoko. not even close.

he knows so much.

he also knows the way noya looks at her. and the way he looks at him.