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HOA Survivor
Oct 28, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
Financial Media 1980-2020: The words inflation will always be coupled with interest rate as it's the primary mechanic the fed continuously hints at while trying to stay on target

Financial Media 2021: wow there is inflation everywhere (interest rate 🦗) Fed: hey we see inflation remaining strong through 2022

Also fed: hey we're commencing tapering which will have rates low until late 2022 because we need to get unemployment from 4.8% down to 3.4% even though we can't get people to interview

Media: wow all this inflation 😲
Feb 24, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
Anything: MOST WILD HEADLINE EVER

Man kills person, feeds person to other people, kills those people, kills children: tame headline HERE'S THE 2004 ARREST WARRANT OF A DOCTOR WHO WAS VIOLENTLY DRAGGED OFF A PLANE LAST WEEK
Feb 23, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
We'd do so much better if we just used RHD ford transit vans because we won't have 30 year old vehicles bursting in flames for lack of parts. And can we just put a robot arm on them already? Its 80% of the job.
Feb 22, 2021 5 tweets 1 min read
The 70s helicopter attack on the Whitehouse did not stop being domestic terrorism just because the President wasn't there. *fires ak-47 at Whitehouse*

Well good thing the President was in California today.
Feb 23, 2018 12 tweets 1 min read
You did this!
*Points*
*Arm extends out, goes past shooter* *Arm walks past school resource officer hiding under stairs*