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Abby Denton's favorite Digimon is Koemon Profile picture
Abby Denton's favorite Digimon is Koemon
@mizabitha
Abby Denton thinks about Digimon whenever she is sad and you should follow her lead. Universally beloved TV and comics writer.
Oct 29 • 13 tweets • 2 min read
I've read every unhinged post in the 100-man gang bang discourse and I think it's time to come out with my take on the matter: Where are all of these people parking? I've read every unhinged post in the 100-man gang bang discourse and I think it's time to come out with my position: Receiving lol
Sep 4, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
wtf, Gundam has a mobile suit called a Smultron? Pardon me, father. I must drive to work in my Smultron
Sep 3, 2021 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
When I was 6 my dad waited in line for three days to get tickets to the Phantom Menace. He brought us all to the cinema in costume, my then-infant brother dressed as Yoda. We watched the movie in perfect silence. No one said a word until we got home, when my father began to weep. Two months later, my parents began divorce proceedings. Now, I can't say with any certainty that my parents got divorced because of Star Wars, but the timing is eerie.
Sep 2, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Morgan and I are watching the Carl Reiner spoof movie Fatal Instinct. We're enjoying it but it's shocking how many gags feel like Zucker Brothers movie gags played at half speed. "Sam Quentin Federal State Prison" is a great background gag
Sep 1, 2021 • 4 tweets • 2 min read
I've seen multiple variations of this take doing beaucoup numbers on here and I don't... get it? I've not seen anyone calling it the Texas Taliban but even if I did I don't think it would be reasonable to take it as meaning "the literal Taliban has moved into Texas." ImageImage Is it a point about Islamophobia? Is it a call to action to talk to Brendan at this hypothetical youth group? We can't be sure because the ultimate point of these tweets is to make everyone feel smarter by chastening people who don't exist for doing a thing no one is doing
Feb 20, 2019 • 14 tweets • 3 min read
My brother died when I was eight but my parents had just bought a car that day so when I got home they sat me down, bought me McDonald's, and told me that my brother was a Transformer from the planet Cybertron and he would be living as our car now, as a 2001 Chevrolet Prizm And I loved that car. I mean, I knew it wasn't really a Transformer. I knew my brother had passed away. But it was the family car, I spent a lot of time in it, getting dropped off at school before my dad drove on to work. I learned to drive in that car.