i want some noona!ysa and dongsaeng!kdj again so!! au where ysa is trying to get out of a blind date, so her friend jhw recommends a smth that could help out—a rent a younger sibling for a day service!! jhw already tried it bcs she was bored and recommends the little brother she hung out with: kdj ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

“He’s a little odd,” jhw had said, like it’s the best thing to be—and it is, ysa thinks. “You’ll like him for sure!”

Ysa trusts jhw, mostly, so she tries the service a few days before her dreaded blind date and establishes some rapport with

WAIT au where kdj was inspired by yjh’s no-nonsense attitude towards his enemies and decides that kids like his bullies shouldn’t be coddled by society. Rather than fade into the background and try to survive, kdj decides he needs to thrive and attain enough power to save other kids like him—or at least enough power to punish people who should be. At first he thinks about becoming a teacher, but that position lacks authority. Maybe a policeman? No, he lacks the physique for it.

A judge, kdj decides, he will become a judge who will treat children that

joongdok a/b/o au where kdj was about to be beaten up by his bullies on the way home when an alpha in all black and a matching motorcycle helmet beats them off. he’s a big guy, all broad shoulders and muscled arms kdj can see when the alpha drapes his leather jack over him “You live far from here?” the alpha asks; his voice is a low and smooth timbre beneath the helmet.

“N-no. I live just around the corner.” Kdj responds, surprised still by the jacket over his head. The warmth seeps into him like he’s never known it his entire life.

went for a drive today and imagined a no scenarios au of kdj trying to learn how to drive. at first he tries to get yjh to teach him, but yjh is. himself. that means a lot of out of context instructions, hit-and-miss descriptions, expectations that kdj understands what yjh does. obviously, it doesn’t go well. kdj tries, but each barb makes yjh frustrated and kdj defensive, maybe even self-pitying. it’s horrible, but kdj tries to suck it up bcs yjh is setting aside time to teach him. the least kdj can do is be a good student and get it.

but he doesn’t.

“Fine. From the moment we get back and I sign these—“ kdj throws the divorce papers against yjh’s chest— “we will have absolutely nothing to do with each other.”

Yjh fixes him with a glare, uncaring of the papers scattering at their feet. Somehow, kdj finds it in himself to admire how handsome his future ex-husband’s is—has always been.

“What is ours will return to being what is just yours and just mine.” Kdj adjusts his watch: a battered thing he bought with money he earned with his own two hands, not with whatever yjh’s secretary deposits into

“You are loved,” yjh insists, voice cracking and desperate as he holds kdj’s face between his palms. “Kim Dokja, do you hear me? You are loved—“

Kdj’s sobs cut off the words. It—his sorrow, his denial, his wavering hope—drowns out the words.

“How—“ kdj shakes his head and holds yjh’s wrists— “why?”

“Because,” yjh brings their foreheads together—it’s something like a rendition of prayer, “because you fool, I love you.”

“Yoo—“

“I love you.” Yjh reiterates and kdj feels so, so small beneath his calloused fingers. Why, he wonders, does yjh hold him like

what if au where imperial prince!yjh finds himself in an unexplored part of the palace and finds a beautiful man sleeping peacefully on a bed. the man has thick lashes, inky black hair spilling down the pillows, moonlight pale skin, red-bitten lips, and seals wrapped around his wrists and ankles. the man shifts, almost in pain, and yjh sees more—he sees nine white tails unfurling behind the man and pointed ears twitching through his curtain of hair.

a gumiho, yjh thinks, a beautiful gumiho like the one who gifted the kingdom to the first emperor out of

once again i have no thoughts except joongdok, this time in a quick transmigration au feat. kdj as the villain consciousness insert and yjh as his perpetual personal male lead in every universe 👀 just imagine, kdj is stuck in the system for whatever reason and the only way to escape is to accumulate enough points from doing missions in different worlds as either a major, minor, or main villain. the mission objective varies, but he generally needs to ensure the ml and fl’s

what if joongdok duchy au but with an age gap 🤔 silver fox duke!yjh who takes kdj in as a wife after his family falls into ruin bcs kdj’s father is a friend who saved him during the war. but more than a debt to his dead friend, yjh genuinely wants to protect kdj, the boy who would always greet him with a clumsily made bouquet of flowers from his mother’s garden.

“Dokja-ya.” Yjh murmurs into kdj’s hair, tightening the hold he has on the younger man. He doesn’t understand how kdj has managed to stay under his radar after the fall of his House.

joongdok no scenarios au where kdj is still that tired and exhausted salaryman, except instead of finding twos as a high schooler, he found the gaming channel of the supreme king. as kdj grew older, his priorities changed and while he still enjoyed watching the supreme king play, he found comfort in the cooking side channel called murim.dumpling999. the cooking channel often featured complex dishes kdj could only ever eat whenever he was (un)fortunate enough to get dragged to client dinners, but the channel did upload simple dishes kdj could follow

joongdok omegaverse au where there are mating runs 😤 kdj is attending his tenth and last run bcs it’s embarrassing that an omega goes unwanted for so long, esp one as old as him (28). he doesn’t mind the comments, not like when he was younger, but it does make him lonely and maybe a little desperate. still, it’s been a decade since he presented as an omega, albeit one with such a faint smell and un-omega features like sharp angles and a tall body, and he’s tired of being left to watch people walk away from him. if he doesn’t find a partner, maybe

sad, mcd joongdok au where kdj and yjh are childhood friends and yjh’s first and only love is kdj, but they never ended up together. kdj got together w someone else, and joongdok end up drifting apart bcs that’s life. the next time yjh hears of kdj, it’s through a report that lands on his desk since he’s a police officer: a homicide with kdj as the victim. the perpetrator is kdj’s live-in partner and doesn’t that rankle yjh’s senses? he works himself to the bone for it, going above and beyond to bring kdj the justice and respect he deserves.

joongdok au where kdj is part of those matchmaking agencies and yjh is his client. now, kdj usually has a high success rate and can find matches for even the most unconventional people—take his annoying best friend hsy for one. it goes pretty well until he gets assigned to yjh, the top actor and most sought after man in the country. at first, kdj is curious as to why yjh is there but figures it’s none of his business esp when yjh asked to keep things a secret. kdj can do that—he can do that and find yjh’s perfect match!! except… yjh denies every single

i keep seeing jerk yjh and you know what!! mom said it’s my turn to write jerk yjh 😤 so!! joongdok historical fantasy (?) au where joongdok got married after an amicable courtship and have two (2) adorable children (lgy&sys) and another on the way!! yjh is the duke who wants to usurp the throne from its corrupt king and kdj is the loving wife that does everything in his power to see that happen except, on the day of yjh’s corronation—

“Leave.” Yjh says, voice booming in the throne room. It makes kdj stiffen and push their children behind him.

had yet another joongdok dream lol kdj transmigrated into a fantasy novel as the adopted brother of the fl’s best friend who also happens to be the ml’s cousin. in other words, kdj was future duchess ysa’s adopted younger brother. now, he tried to avoid the fl (lsh) and ml (yjh) bcs the original kdj got caught up in a political plot to have crown prince yjh murdered, and ysa was the only one to believe in his innocence. this resulted in ysa rebelling against the kingdom and eventually dying by her cousin’s hand. og!kdj died trying to get to her body

Joongdok pacific rim au thoughts

kdj as a stand-in co-pilot, always with the worst luck of getting the jerks who dive in to pick at him until they think they know him. they take bits of him and hand it out like they’re only worth as much as company flyers and product coupons this makes it feel like everyone’s drifted with him—from civilians to staff to personnel to people he’s never met—like kdj has been put on display—if that display was seen through distorted lens. he feels cheap.

now, everyone knows him as a generally drift compatible person

joongdok where kdj usually initiates physical affection like kisses and hugs, but!! when yjh goes in for a kiss, kdj gets flustered and puts his hands over yjh’s mouth to prepare his heart or smth. yjh tho, he’s used to kdj’s odd sort of shyness, so he gently grasps at kdj’s wrists and pulls it away from his mouth—

“Wait, wait! Stop, I’m not ready yet!” kdj splutters but does little to escape yjh’s hold. Still, he does turn his head away like it’s enough to hide the darling flush of his cheeks.

yjh hums, steady and fond, as he leans in closer to

joongdok a/b/o au where o!kdj blurts out to a!yjh, his one nightstand, that he’s pregnant when he bumps into him at the convenience store before running off

kdj: uh!! i’m pregnant!!

yjh: congrats??

kdj: thanks!! you too!!

yjh: what

kdj: it’s yours! anyway, bye!! i just think it’s funny to picture yjh wanting to roll his eyes bcs how many people have claimed that (except kdj smells stupidly familiar and dear to him)?? but he ends up wanting not just the baby, but kdj too 😔

yjh: do you want child support or smth

kdj: ? no thanks, bye!!

#Joongdok feat. god!yjh and long suffering!lsh

Now, lsh isn’t in the business of being a vengeful, plague-flinging type of god—not that she isn’t interested; her divine patience is tried every. single. sun. cycle—but she’s friends with one who is. Unfortunately.

Yjh, the most

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popular of their pantheon for his imperceivable handsomeness and absolute power with empires upon empires worth of followers, often gazes upon mortals with enough disdain that great droughts have been willed into existence. Sometimes, at the same time. One would think that having

#Joongdok northern duchy heir!yjh and discarded neighbouring prince!kdj au

To say that yjh is deeply loyal to the kingdom is something of an overstatement. Some of his confidants—should they find it in their interest—may even go as far as to say it is utter nonsense. A man like Yjh only has one thing on his mind—not that he is inclined to share it publicly. His thoughts are a private thing but he is charitable enough to express disdain and displeasure with a mere tilt of his strong brows and downturned mouth.

To his consternation, it draws marriage

#Joongdok where god!yjh has a gift for saint!kdj

“Dokja-ya,” the lord yjh commands—for all words fallen from his lips are such—as soon as kdj steps in, “to my side.”

It is a given that kdj will find himself there, having no other place to be, but he suspects it is in a god’s nature to remind his people of his generosity—not that kdj minds. The child in him—spurned and discarded for being weak, for being young—delights in such directness.

“My lord.” Kdj responds and kneels in prayer before lord yjh’s throne, fond beneath his reverence. It is