Last night after my show, an old white man came up to me & told me that I need to “read my Bible”. I was wearing a “Protect Trans Kids” shirt, so I can only guess that he was responding to that.

I laughed indignantly & shooed him, but this is what I wish I had said (rant /🧵): “You sad, arrogant fool. You know nothing about me. If you’d asked, I’d have told you that I spent the first 20 years of my life obsessed with that book. I’ve read every word more times than I can count & there’s a good chance that I’ve memorized more of it than anyone you know…

Why aren’t we overhauling air ventilation and filtration infrastructure right now? Really weird how many people seem to think that this is actually already happening…

Something incredible just happened. My doorbell rang and I answered to find an older woman I've never met before. She politely said, "I'm trying to find a place to sleep tonight. My sister used to live here. Can you call her? I might be listed as a missing person."

1/? This was a little disorienting, so it took a little more conversation to get on the same page. She told me her name and her sister's name. I live with someone at high risk so I couldn't invite her in, but we brought her some water, food, and a fan while I started searching.

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