what if AU where CSSR didn't survive the night hunt, but WCZ did and raised WY on his own

JC had overheard his parents having some deep serious talk for the past week.

"There's never been anyone who left and came back to the sect."

"He's just visiting, San Niang." From the tidbits, JC soon learned they were talking about his father's former right-hand man. WCZ, the man who left to marry a rogue cultivator.

Apparently his wife, whom he left the sect for, had died during a night hunt, leaving their son, who was the same age as JC.

It was one fateful day, when the PLs decided to prank their shixiong. YQY called for a meeting, but the PLs changed the notice sent to QJP so SJ alone would show up an hour earlier.

Didn't he always nag about having to wait for tardy PLs? They would make him wait for real. SJ arrived fifteen minutes early as per usual. Nobody had yet to come. Hmph.

He took his seat. His body was still tired from the earlier mission. The smell of incense....was quite soothing.

Soon the PLs arrive, only to see that SJ had fallen asleep on the cushion.

I'm again thinking about what if LQG and SJ had met each other as a child.

LQG first met SJ, when he had his steamed buns snatched by a street rat. Furious, he chased after the boy.

How could this skinny street rat run as fast as him, the Liu clan firstborn? LQG was about to beat up the boy, until he noticed the boy running into the dirty backstreets.

He followed quietly - and saw the boy cradling someone. The other boy looked deathly pale and very sick.

"Eat, Qi ge. It's still warm."

LQG left.

He couldn't sleep that night.

College AU
It was just SJ's poor luck, to miss the nude painting class of all things bcs of a cold.

Still, he needed to submit the assignment. SJ put up a notice on the school forum.

'Male model for nude painting wanted. Meet at XX classroom if interested.' SJ wasn't sure if he could even get anyone willing to pose nude. He didn't really have money to pay the model, the most SJ could do was treat the person to a meal.

There might not be anyone showing up. SJ braced himself as he entered the classroom.

#qijiu canon divergence with another omegaverse bcs I'm in yanqy and omegajiu mood 😩

In which SJ came back in time, to the moment he was reunited with YQY. The moment he saw WYZ about to attack YQY, he quickly stabbed the scum to death.

However this time, WYZ didn't just die. WYZ in his fury detonated his own core before his death, causing the ground to shake and SJ to be blasted off with the residual energy.

He blacked out.

When he woke up, YQY was by his side.

He shouldn't get involved with YQY anymore, for YQY's own good.

"Who are you?"

Qijiu trying to babytrap each other is my favorite genre 🥹🫶 In another universe - tho SJ did get taken in by his shizun, he didn't feel secure about his own position. Everyone else came from a good family and had strong backings.

Not only was he an orphan, he started late and no matter how hard he worked, his cultivation was ruined.

#notdailysj prompt 17: #jiuyuan

SJ was on his flight back home, when he noticed the young man sitting next to him was reading his book.

It was a novel he wrote last year. It made decent amount, but nowhere near as popular as his other works.

Esp among young men like this guy. "Is it good?" SJ asked, out of curiosity. He never had chance to hear an honest review from a reader before.

The young man noticed him and smiled just to be polite. "I'm only halfway through but so far it's been quite interesting."

SJ nodded. "Do you like the author?"

Good(?) Teacher WYZ AU (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

Life with the rouge cultivator who picked him up wasn't sunshine and flowers. WYZ was a wanted man and he was easily recognizable with his devilishly handsome look and the infamous short sword.

It was still better than the Qius, ofc.

https://twitter.com/fiveraysofsun/status/1575745333744660480

"Damn, we didn't get to finish dinner," WYZ commented as they successfully escaped from the chasing imperial army. Just how many ppl did WYZ offend?

"It was so hard getting that chicken," SJ grumbled.

"I wonder how they recognize me..."

"Maybe cover up your chest, you slut."

//nsfw

Cursed thought but what if yanqy sends sj a daily dose of herbal tea as a gift...except that he actually jerks off and mixes his cum in the tea 🍵

Meanwhile SJ is unaware of this. He doesn't accept YQY's gift 😾 at least not directly. He dumps the tea to his potted plant Everyday he whines to the potted plant while casually pouring the tea. Sometimes SJ sighs and thinks about why YQY won't just...talk.

Sometimes he gets so frustrated.

And decides to screw YQY by sending a cum-dumped sweets his way too.

Not knowing YQY worships it on his altar

I ship my rival x me AU but with LiuJiu when

LQG and SJ both debuted at the same time, both around the same age and good-looking. LQG usually stars in action movies/dramas, while SJ in art films/indie movies. They don't really see each other, yet somehow are considered rivals. Then SJ receives his first romantic comedy movie project, starring him and LQG as the ML and 2nd ML.

Ofc he had to do some research about LQG, whom he heard about so much but never actually worked with.

From there, SJ fell into a rabbit hole as he discovered 'LiuJiu'.

Little brothers were a headache. SJ knew this so darn well but nobody agreed with him. Everyone called his baby brother an angel, but they just haven't seen SY in his true form - yelling at the computer and getting into fights with strangers online over fictional characters.

https://twitter.com/zhognya/status/1562417368873463808

Here he was at the hospital, bcs his stupid brother decided to eat the pack of yogurt left since the beginning of time.

"Younger brothers...more like demon spawns."

SJ blinked, and turned to look at the man waiting next to him in line at the emergency.

AU where out of curiousity, SY read one of PIDW fanfics shared in the forum.

It went deep into SJ's backstory, and focused on his regrets for not being able to save LQG, his secret lover.

SY was mesmerized by the writing - that he didn't notice the expiry date on his yogurt. His transmigration journey went wrong, and now he was reborn as a small child into PIDW world before LBH's arrival to CQMS.

Good.

He made his way to CQMS, shocking everyone with his resemblance to SJ.

SY grinned. Grinning, he yelled, "Mama!"

Feeling soft for mamajiu and baby yuan tonight 🥺

Single parent omegajiu has been fine navigating life with only his baby boy. He has a decent job, lives in a small but cosy house, and spends his free time with his 4 yr old son SY.

Until one day, SY asks who his father is. He wants to draw a family portrait.

SJ falls silent. "Isn't it enough with just you and me, A Yuan?"

SY pouts. "Everyone else has two parents. Where is A Yuan's baba?"

SJ couldn't answer.

Then A Yuan starts getting teary-eyed. "Unless...Baba doesn't want A Yuan?"

*shoves away current wips* anyway some BingJiu brainrot

Modern AU where LBH gets an evidence of Professor Shen regularly visiting stripclubs and blackmails him into becoming his live-in bf for a month 😈😾 SJ: do I confess that the strippers are my good friends/sisters or do I agree to this stupid pact
SJ:
SJ: alright, you better keep quiet about everything, brat

LBH: Don't worry Laoshi, the only one who's gonna be loud is you 😈

(Spoiler: LBH wasn't quiet either)

New threadfic before liujiu week! Teehee 🤭 #liujiu body-switch, in young days

It happens when one day while running at the market, SJ bumps into a well-dressed young master. In his hurry, he picked up his bag of medicine sneakily given by some kind brothel jiejie He didn't hear the young master yelling at him, nor did he realize the small relic that he accidentally picked up as well. Qi-ge's fever was spiking up, he didn't have time.

At night, done with caring for Qi-ge, he finally noticed the small, broken jade pendant in the bag