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Candy Corn Science Correspondent, freelance writer, registered dietitian, Zen teacher, rhinoceros fan. @TODAYshow, @TexasMonthly, @FutureLynn, and others.
Jun 4, 2022 12 tweets 3 min read
I tried to resist, but my son saw it and bought some for me.
It’s time. 🧵
#weirdfoodreviews #mountaindewflaminhot
#badideajeans This is the ‘Dew’s cross-marketing effort with Flamin’ Hot #Cheetos, which are kind of spectacular, but which don’t exactly scream soda flavor to me.
The most important question: Is there 🧀?
Oct 7, 2021 20 tweets 5 min read
I bought a bag of this #brachsturkeydinnercandycorn a while back and have been saving them for #nationalspookymonth. I’m a #registereddietitian and this is my honest review as a nutrition professional. Ahem. 1/18 Image Here is an example specimen of each flavor. When you open the bag, you’ll smell only the coffee ones. This is a transparent and deliberate attempt to lull you into a false sense of security. Don’t be a sucker. 2/18 Image