Author of In Defense of the 2nd Amendment, Son of the Black Sword, Monster Hunter International, Hard Magic, Dead Six, and Age of Ravens series.
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Sep 12 • 8 tweets • 3 min read
1. Let the record show @pbump is a chickenshit.
This WaPo reporter puts up a graph showing polls are consistently wrong, and overwhelmingly in democrat favor.
2. When I respond that many pollsters are trying to help dems, duh, that's obvious, and why nobody trust them anymore, @pbump calls that "dumb" and then cries into his crying pillow (it smells of lilacs and shame).
Sep 12 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
As a really big, bald, goateed dude who mostly wears Carhart hoodies, I don't like that racist, brain damaged John Fetterman is ruining my look.
Seriously, fashion is already difficult for us large mammals who shop at the XL Casual Male. Don't pin that stammering dork on us.
Aug 12 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Merrick Garland is very offended. How dare the peasants question the integrity of the organization that lied to get Russia collusion warrants, tried to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer, and stood aside while mobs were harassing SCOTUS judges?
You should be ashamed of yourselves!
If we didn't have an FBI who would designate PTA moms as terrorists, and protect us from dangerous hate symbols like Betsy Ross or the Don't Tread On Me flag?
Who else would send 30 agents to investigate a suspicious looking garage pull?
Aug 6 • 13 tweets • 2 min read
You can tell this asshole has never been audited. It isn’t about right or wrong, it’s about months of your life being consumed by a federal colonoscopy.
He isn't an actual candidate. He's a prop.
Look at that picture enjoying the Utah countryside, with his loyal dog. Wholesome! Up next, pics of him at a BYU game.
The dude went from CIA operative to hedge fundster to trying to help Hillary Clinton win. His life is one big grift.
Jul 23 • 8 tweets • 2 min read
Whenever I see a meme like this posted unironically, it is usually by somebody who spent all of high school stoned, but now them knowing fuck all about history is somebody else's fault.
Read a fucking book.
Usually the memes cite some horrible incident from American history, and some dumbass prog is like GASP I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT (insert thing here). And I'm like, I read about that in my shit tier elementary school, you fucking mope. It's not my fault you were too apathetic to learn.
Jul 8 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
Stammering dementia idiot, fucking trash vulture. A piece of shit just demonstrated that even the strictest gun laws on Earth don't work, and this fucker reflexively uses a political assassination to clumsily push his domestic agenda.
1,1,1. Shut up, you dithering idiot.
Japan ain't us. Japan's criminals aren't like our criminals. If they felt like having guns, they'd have guns. One fucker just demonstrated that.
Our criminals demonstrate it daily.
They don't care about your stupid feelings.
Jun 29 • 12 tweets • 2 min read
What do you think gave it away to the geniuses at WaPo?
The part with the actual witnesses calling her a liar?
The video and photographic evidence?
Or the part where a 74 year old man temporarily turned into Mr. Fantastic, grew 8 foot arms, and choked a dude?
How stupid do you have to be to believe this stuff?
George Takei level stupid.
Which is saying something.
Jun 23 • 12 tweets • 2 min read
Let's be honest about what the left is outraged about today.
SCOTUS struck down a law that said rich connected people who can donate lots of money to politicians get more rights than us stupid peasants.
They're mad because they really hate you.
Who got concealed weapons permits in New York City? Rich dudes, movie stars, politicians, and CEOs of big companies.
Who can die in a gutter for all they care?
Now watch them cry that you get to be treated like a person too.
Jun 23 • 7 tweets • 2 min read
Cope and seethe, you salty bitch. :D
To all you May Issue States, welcome to Freedom Town! Exercising your God given rights is cool and all, but the best part is it enrages elitist shitheads like @RadioFreeTom
These morons have been crying about Wild West Blood In The Streets because of CCW for decades. Half the states now have Constitutional Carry, carrying guns is normal and common, and they're still barfing up the same idiot takes like its 1993.
Jun 22 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
I did this shit for a living.
This is a moron who thinks barfing up some gun vocabulary words he heard makes him sound knowledgable.
So by dipshit logic blowback is fine? Roller lock is less dangerous?
Jun 10 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
The ugly truth the beltway can't grasp, it isn't that regular America doesn't care about Jan6. It's that they hate you for making their lives miserable, so when they saw you cowering, they thought good, now they know how it feels to be afraid.
The gov fucked over regular America with Covid, then let cities burn because democrats were having a tantrum, then left half of them feeling cheated and disenfranchised... and you're shocked none of them give a shit when pols got got temporarily discomforted for one day?
Jun 9 • 16 tweets • 6 min read
@MittRomney allegedly represents Utah, where we commonly trust our 18 year olds to go all over the world on religious missions… but he denies their right to buy a gun?
I'm a youth leader in the same church as Mitt (Priest Quorum Advisor for my people). Recently my ward has sent 18 year olds to Ukraine, Brazil, Mexico, Honduras, where they will live for years, with little supervision.
But @MittRomney says they're too immature to have guns.
Jun 8 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
How much you want to bet that if somebody had been caught trying to kidnap one of the liberal SCOTUS judges, that would be the major story in the news for days, with accompanying outrage?
There would be non stop reports about this Threat To Democracy.
There would be a special commission to root out the leaker.
Whatever gun the bad guy used, congress would try to ban it.
Hollywood actors would give tearful speeches about the importance of judges.
Jun 6 • 11 tweets • 2 min read
Right Wing Punditry- If only there were conservative creatives!
Conservative Creatives - Hello?
RWP - Too bad we've lost the culture war. Here is my 5,000th video about why this woke megacorporation sucks. I hope my 800,000 subscribers give me those sweet hate clicks.
Mad props to Instapundit for using their powers for good.
I don't think right wingers realize how little it takes to push an artistic product to prominence. If 1/10th of some of the big pundits viewers bought a book the same week its going on the bestseller lists.
Jun 3 • 13 tweets • 2 min read
The left has glommed onto "we only want to ban WEAPONS OF WAR" because that sounds more appealing to the ignorant. Except pretty much every common type of gun people use has been used by some military at some point, so it's a nonsense term.
Self loading rifles, which are the most popular and common type of rifle. Semi-automatic handguns AND revolvers, so everything you carry. Even the Fuddiest of super common hunting guns, bolt action rifles and pump action shotguns have been military issue at some point.
Jun 2 • 17 tweets • 3 min read
I've been arguing for this for 20 years now.
Just allow CCW in schools so the teachers who are worth a shit can be prepared. Utah has had this for well over a decade. Most schools here have a few employees doing this and nobody even knows.
Progs always love to confuse this with emotional bullshit, like OMG YOU ARE FORCING TEACHERS TO CARRY GUNS AND BE POLICE.
No, shut up, idiots.
Just let the same people who CCW everywhere else CCW at work. It's not that complicated.
May 31 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
Watching Star Wars preemptively set the stage that anybody who dislikes a new character, it can only be because of racism. Uh huh... Because fans hated Mace Windu and Lando, while Disney took Fin off the movie posters in China.
Plus, Fin had the most potential of the new characters, with the most interesting backstory hook... So Disney turned him into the dumb sidekick comic relief.
Disney did Fin wrong.
But nope. Fans are the real racists!
May 23 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
Seriously, new authors, I can't accentuate enough just what an utterly useless shit tier organization @sfwa is. It's a high school mean girls club masquerading as a trade org. Do not be conned into giving these fuckers your money.
People who don't know any better talk about all the nice things SFWA does. Most of which, they don't actually do.
They coast on the good will created by former leaders, who they would throw out of the current org for not being sufficiently woke.
May 23 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
SFWA is a garbage org.
Lackey (who is in her 70s and a prog before most of the Woke were born) her “racial slur” was saying “Colored People” instead of “People of Color”.
Unsurprisingly SJWs were outraged as usual.