Hello Twitter. Please excuse the nature of this thread, but needs must. I don’t quite know what to try next, but I want to know I've tried everything.

So here's the thing: the Covid years have been brutal, and I need work. 1/ I’ve two decades’ worth of experience as a screenwriter, mostly in kids’ TV. I’ve been nominated for BAFTAs, won an RTS Award, co-created four CBBC shows, and written for countless others. 4 O’Clock Club, Almost Never, My Parents Are Aliens... I've done drama, sitcom, soaps... 2/

For literally no good reason, I’ve been doing some research into Donald Duck’s family tree. Specifically, why we have no clue as to the identity of Huey, Dewey and Louie’s father, despite knowing that their mother is Donald’s twin sister Della. THREAD! 1/8 Della first appears in her son’s debut comic strip in 1937. She then pops up occasionally throughout the years, but in a 2014 story, we learn that the reason she left the triplets with her brother is that she was about to embark on a dangerous space mission. 2/8