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Jul 9, 2021 4 tweets 1 min read
Rudd: Huge govt spending similar to what did happen in 2020 but Jobkeeper, childcare etc. extended for longer. Then everything crumbles due to personal feuds with various premiers

Howard: Hardcore closed borders. Offshore or remote detention instead of hotel quarantine Gillard: Economically continues Rudd stimulus. On borders, essentially the same playbook as Palaszczuk now (stole this observation from @ninobucci)

Abbott = Boris Johnson in the UK. Let it rip but then endless weird personal scandals among senior ministers / advisers
Feb 21, 2019 5 tweets 2 min read
this is a real ad in the McDonald's in Penn Station [McDonalds Penn Station]

Me: [chanting] egg, egg-

Manager: [pounding clipboard] EGG, EGG