okay aziraphale is DEFINITELY 6000% under some kind of influence like idk if it was the coffee or whatever but this is insane: A VERY LONG THREAD BUT ITS WORTH IT I SWEAR 🙏🏼 so first things first, metatron tells aziraphale about the archangel promotion, aziraphale turns him down IMMEDIATELY. of course he does, he‘s DEAD SET on staying on earth, he said he made his position quite clear and most importantly, he just wants to be with crowley.