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Historian of Japan and East Asia. I only tweet extremely interesting things. Also on bluesky - search for my name.
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Feb 15 14 tweets 3 min read
Chinese state media want to stop translating 龍 as "dragon" in favor of unwieldy transliteration "loong." They claim Chinese dragons don't breathe fire & are benevolent/auspicious, unlike evil western dragons.

This is nationalist nonsense. A thread.

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scmp.com/news/china/dip… First of all, despite what people say, Chinese dragons do breathe fire. Sometimes. There are thousands of accounts of dragon sightings in Chinese historical chronicles, and while by no means common, there are numerous accounts of Chinese dragons specifically breathing fire.

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Feb 10 8 tweets 3 min read
Happy Year of the Dragon to all!

Did you ever wonder why the other 11 Chinese zodiac creatures are all "normal" animals, but then there is the dragon?

A brief thread.

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(Image: detail of "Nine Dragons" by Chen Rong [1244], Boston MFA) Image The reason is that for thousands of years of Chinese history, dragon were a routine, if not exactly common, part of daily life in China, just like the other animals in the zodiac.

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(Image: The Nine-Dragon Wall in Beihai Park in Beijing) Image
Oct 29, 2023 20 tweets 5 min read
Mundane Halloween is back!

Today is the "Mundane Halloween" contest in Japan, sponsored by website @dailyportalz

The idea is to dress up as something incredibly ordinary.

Here is a thread of some of my favorites from this year! "Factory worker who wore a helmet all day"

Sep 7, 2023 6 tweets 2 min read
Incredible history of all the Chinese dynasties through iconic "Simpsons" quotes 😂 Image Key to historical references:

Xia - purported first dynasty for which there is no historical evidence (as of yet)

Shang - Oracle bones from this dynasty are the earliest known examples of Chinese writing

Zhou - most of the famous Chinese philosophers lived during this dynasty
Oct 31, 2022 31 tweets 8 min read
Mundane Halloween is back!

Japan does Halloween better than anyone, but best of all is the annual "mundane Halloween" contest sponsored by website @dailyportalz.

The point is to dress up as something super ordinary.

Here are some of my favorites from this year... "Person who tried to cut their own bangs, failed, and now claims it's the latest fashion"

Jul 8, 2022 26 tweets 5 min read
BREAKING: Former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzō Abe was shot in the chest with a gun during a speech and collapsed. He was rushed to a hospital and it is unclear if he is still alive. Police are saying he was shot from behind with a shotgun, as per the chyron on this television news report:
Mar 29, 2022 13 tweets 5 min read
In 1972, the Soviet Union carried out the notorious "Great Grain Robbery," fleecing the U.S. out of $600 million worth of U.S. taxpayer-subsidized grain.

This is an important reminder of how integrated global commodity markets were, even during the Cold War.

A thread. 1/ In 1971 and 1972, the Soviet Union suffered disastrous drought and catastrophic failed wheat harvests, and was desperate to avoid a famine and possible social upheaval.

But if the true scale of the crisis became known, global grain prices would soar. Secrecy was essential. 2/
Mar 6, 2022 8 tweets 5 min read
The Sessho-seki, a famous rock in Nasu, Japan that was said to have imprisoned the evil nine-tailed fox demoness Tamamo-no-Mae, was found broken in half.

After nearly 1,000 years, the demon vixen is presumably once again on the loose. For reference, here is a photo of what the rock used to look like: Image
Nov 24, 2021 33 tweets 13 min read
On this date in 1851 began the largest treason trial in US history, due to the so-called "Christiana Riot" in which free blacks and white farmers in Pennsylvania united to defend runaway slaves, killing a southern slave-hunter in defiance of the Fugitive Slave Act.

A thread. 1/ In 1849, four slaves had escaped from the Maryland farm of white slave-owner Edward Gorsuch. Two years later, Gorsuch learned the four were living in the home of another ecaped slave, William Parker in Christiana, Pennsylvania, just 20 miles north of the Mason-Dixon line.

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Nov 1, 2021 18 tweets 5 min read
Japan has given us so many great things. One of the greatest is the annual "Mundane Halloween" contest run by website @dailyportalz, as well as people who submit their own on twitter.

The point is to dress up as something super ordinary.

Here are some of my favorites this year! "Person waiting in line to have their carry-on baggage inspected before an international flight"

Sep 13, 2021 7 tweets 4 min read
Typology of Japanese concrete breakwater units.

The most famous is the "tetrapod" in 1st column, 2nd from the bottom.

But as you can see there are many, many others!

1/ When foreign tourists first visit Japan, they are often surprised to find most Japanese beaches are covered with these massive, interlocking concrete blocks, even in tourism destinations like Okinawa.

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Sep 12, 2021 4 tweets 3 min read
In Japan's Edo Period (1603-1868), when impoverished peasants finally couldn't take it anymore and decided to revolt, they would sign their list of demands with all their names in a big circle.

The had specific reasons for doing this...

1/ Image First, this format expressed their solidarity and commitment to each other, like an endless ring that cannot not be broken.

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Aug 24, 2021 5 tweets 4 min read
From the 1930s through the 1960s, a common sight in Tokyo was delivery men bicycling through busy streets with massive stacks of soba noodles on their shoulders Called "demae-mochi" (出前持ち), they brought soba and udon from noodle shops to hungry office workers.
Aug 23, 2021 13 tweets 3 min read
Guessing game time!!

Before reading the rest of the thread, what do you think these objects were used for???

(tell me your guesses in the replies)

1/ These things are called "pyrophorus vases."

For a short time period from around 1810 to 1830, these objects were used to instantly start fires in a spectacular yet dangerous manner.

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Aug 20, 2021 13 tweets 3 min read
Red states are not only rolling back civil rights, worker protections, and environmental laws in an effort to turn back the clock to an earlier era.

Less consequential, but interesting, is a Red State drive to bring back mandatory teaching of cursive handwriting in schools.

1/ In recent years, almost all U.S. states had removed requirements for teaching cursive, if they even had such requirements in the first place.

In fact, this issue had never previously been handled legislatively, but administratively, through state educational standards.

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Aug 19, 2021 6 tweets 2 min read
Here is my insane idea to save baseball, which will never be accepted, but which would solve all of baseball's problems without moving the mound or banning the shift:

Make every strikeout with one or two outs in the inning worth two outs.

Hear me out on this...

1/ Baseball wants more balls put into play to create more excitement, but it also desperately wants to shorten the length of games.

This would help with both!

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Aug 1, 2021 22 tweets 3 min read
The media is generally reporting Simone Biles withdrew from the Olympics for "mental health," but that's not exactly right.

I'm not even in the same galaxy as elite athletes, but at age 20 I suffered from a similar problem as Biles, and I never fully recovered.

A thread. 1/ This problem has many names in many different sports. In golf it's called "the yips," in baseball it's called "Mark Wohlers disease," "Rick Ankiel disease" or similar, and in gymnastics it's called "the twisties."

There are other names in other sports as well.

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Mar 20, 2021 15 tweets 6 min read
Taiwan was engulfed in "salmon chaos" (鮭魚之亂) this week as more than 300 people legally changed their names to "salmon" (鮭魚) to take advantage of a promotion at a Taiwanese sushi chain.

A thread.

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theguardian.com/world/2021/mar… On Wednesday & Thursday, Taiwanese conveyor belt sushi chain Sushiro ran a promotion called "Returning (Salmon) Love Festival" (愛の迴鮭祭), an elaborate pun on the Chinese word for "returning" (回歸), which also sounds like "salmon returning" to their spawning ground (迴鮭).

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Mar 15, 2021 11 tweets 2 min read
This. Very much this.

Professors aren't YouTubers, and university admins degrade their own product and set everyone up for failure by insisting that we make everything asynchronous and divide our "lectures" up into "digestible chunks"

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timeshighereducation.com/opinion/academ… It's actually funny how admins assume any of us still give lectures anyway. The best teachers don't give one-way lectures and we never have. Being told to "just record our lectures and put them online" takes a dynamic two-way interaction and turns it into a static presentation.
Mar 15, 2021 5 tweets 2 min read
The "air quality index" normally tops out at 500.

It's registering 1592 in Beijing right now.

The Gobi Desert is coming.

#YellowDustStorms These yellow dust storms hammer Beijing in spring, and also reach as Korea and even Japan. They are increasing in frequency and intensity. Deforestation, overgrazing, and unsustainable farming practices have destroyed the natural barriers that once held the Gobi Desert in check. Image
Feb 26, 2021 34 tweets 12 min read
Today marks the 85th anniversary of the "February 26 Incident" (二・二六事件) of 1936, when junior officers in the Japanese army tried to violently overthrow the government and "restore" direct control to the Emperor. 1/ Young officers associated with the Kōdō-ha ("Imperial Way Faction") of the Army believed that "evil advisors" were deceiving the Emperor and sought to liberate him by assassinating the advisors and launching a "Shōwa Restoration" akin to the Meiji Restoration 7 decades prior. 2/