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Jul 12 5 tweets 1 min read
Yes it's Americas fault that the Euro crisis happened, and that we made Brussels impose austerity rather than stimulus after 2008.

True story. We also made you adopt Luddite energy policies, cause God knows if it's one thing Americans hate? It's oil and gas.
Jul 12 5 tweets 1 min read
This is the stupidest timeline. Also I don't imagine trying to shoehorn 20th Century industrial unionism into the Medieval Guild economy that is academia is gonna out work too well
Jul 11 7 tweets 2 min read
Anybody wanna explain this one to me? Not really what you'd expect from the way this website talks. Only Paris and Zurich really fulfill the fantasy. Image Car Dependency Index. Red means more car dependent (I think most could infer that but I want to be sure)
Jun 16 6 tweets 1 min read
This also describes Arizona saloons. Though I guess they frequently have a food truck as the 'kitchen', but if all you want is free salty snacks there's that too.

I am literally inside one right now lol Anyway the best chicken burrito I've ever had in my life was from a food truck in the parking lot of a Cottonwood saloon!! No kidding.
Jun 9 5 tweets 1 min read
I had a classmate who moved from Plymouth, MA to central Virginia back when I was in HS

He came over to me one day asked in a hushed tone of voice 'why are there so many black people in this school?' 🤦‍♂️ Southern racism was about white peoples managing proximity to black people (aka, 'hate the race, love the people')

Northern racism was about imposing distance between whites and blacks ('love the race, hate the people')
Jun 8 5 tweets 1 min read
Perlstein sucks so no on Nixonland. The one and only decent book in that series is BEFORE THE STORM, and I mean merely *decent*. It only gets progressively worse from there FFS , Perlstein wants us to believe that stagflation was fake news and 'really' about 'white cultural anxiety'🙄 *jerking off motion*

Just a bunch if PoMo garbage masquerading as history
Jun 7 7 tweets 2 min read
I use a version of this line about the Confederacy and US History in class now @notate_bene Not quite on the same level of intensity. But still very, very true and worth saying.
Jun 3 4 tweets 1 min read
And is also a very sad commentary on Dem aligned media

As is the WASHINGTON BEACON being the only DC paper to actually look into this shitbag *As is* the NYT constantly being behind the WSJ 8-Ball on this scumbucket
Mar 15 5 tweets 1 min read
@alwaysadblock Again ask any high school teacher.

(1) 90% of problems are caused by 2% of the students

(2) some kids are just bad eggs, it happens @alwaysadblock And (2) is not necessarily due to some sort of trauma. I've taught in mostly middle income to outright affluent high schools. Yes, I've run into some that come from very comfortable backgrounds with dedicated parents...and are still complete assholes.
Feb 5 4 tweets 1 min read
And guess what, guys?

MUH SINGLE PAYER has never gotten over that line in any state, ever. And they've tried! Including in the most direct 50%+1 form of democracy imaginable: the ballot initiative! Including in some very blue states

So yeah, I don't think the Senate or Electoral College is what's actually standing between America and Revolutionary Trotskyism
Jan 4 4 tweets 1 min read
I think the Ayatollah is next if another one goes The Petnagon said back during the Twelve Day's War that we knew exactly where the Ayatollah is, and could even assassinate him, but decided to hold off
Sep 8, 2025 4 tweets 1 min read
You know even the colonial charters of the Thirteen Colonies were very very advanced forms of govt for their day ONLY FREE MEN WITH PROPERTY COULD VOTE oh yeah? It's the 18th Century. Please list the polities where *anyone* could vote in 1763
Aug 8, 2025 5 tweets 1 min read
Ibram Kendi asserts in his memoirs that he was terrified as a high schooler that the Klan was going to break into his bedroom and night and kidnap him

This was circa 2002. Circa 2002 in *Arlington County, Virginia*, at that The only two possibilities? He's (1) severely mentally ill (2) making shit up
May 31, 2025 4 tweets 1 min read
Why wouldn't you just take Ozempic ? Image There are a lot of great things about GLP-1s, but putting scam weight loss fads out of business forever is one of the best
May 30, 2025 5 tweets 1 min read
I had a Wisconsin colleague back in Richmond and when I asked him what there is to do during the winter up there, and he basically responded with this, though he also helpfully added AND YA KNOW, IN THE BASEMENTDRINK A THIRTY RACK OF PABST WITH YOUR BUDIES '...in the basement? Bu--'

OHH YAH IN WISCONSIN? THEY'RE FINISHED. EVEN GOT WOOD PANELING! ANWWAY WHEN FOOTBALL SEASON IS OVER YOU JUST WATCH BUCKS BADGERS BASKETBALL! *depressed look* WE DON'T HAVE AN NHL TEAM
May 28, 2024 4 tweets 1 min read
Jul 26, 2023 38 tweets 14 min read
ATOMIC BOMB REVISIONISM THREAD#1

Was Japan Ready to Surrender?

Beginning with this claim since it’s foundational to all others, the taproot of revisionism. This very big claim rests, in the main, on two pieces of documentary evidence (1) the intercepted MAGIC Japanese diplomatic cables

(2) the United States Strategic Bombing Survey (USSBS)

Let’s start with the diplomatic cables—which can only be convincing when viewed out of context by someone who had little to no knowledge w/r/t Imperial Japanese govt
May 21, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
The median American woman has four sexual partners in her life. The median American man? Six. Source: cdc.gov/nchs/nsfg/key_…

For heterosexuals, obviously. Gay men have more. Lesbians have fewer.
May 21, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
There’s this long standing meme, popular on both the more extreme libertarian right as well as the far left, that asserts that as the US became more and more involved in the world, freedom and democracy suffered at home. In reality… …this is not only laughably false, but the complete mirror opposite of what happened IRL. As the US permanently switches form isolationism to internationalism after Pearl Harbor, American society became MORE small-d democratic, MORE small l-liberal, and LESS racist
May 20, 2023 6 tweets 1 min read
Please explain how LBJ won relegation (with the biggest popular vote margin in US history to boot) the same year he signed the CRA, and with an opponent who voted against it to boot. Thanks in advance! The death of Jim Crow started way back in the 1930s and was supercharged of course by WWII and television news. By the early 1960s Americans were overwhelmingly against it.
May 20, 2023 5 tweets 2 min read
See this man? He’s Majority Leader Dick Saslaw. The Grim Reaper for right wing bills sent over from the now-Wingnut controlled House of Delegates. You thought Mitch McConnell is a ruthless ‘Dr. No?’ Hahahaha he’s got nothing on Saslaw, I mean … Image The Virginia Senate as an institution has extraordinarily arcane and Byzantine legislative rules and traditions, some of which literally date back to the 17th Century. Which is how he’s bottled up every single solitary bad Republican bill despite…