I believe in vulgar bodysuits, drinking champagne in the shower,🇳🇬,hyperbole, extravagant meals, having a better haircut than you & the #humblebragdiet
ok but also...I think that most of them are kidding!
May 10, 2021 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
never have I ever's ranking on this list is.......suspect ew.com/tv/50-best-tee…
anyway, this is less an outright bad list but more of a weird list that doesn't deliver on "best of all time" classification and leans too heavily on recent streaming shows
Jan 14, 2021 • 63 tweets • 34 min read
okay I did the tortilla trend to make a pared down @tacobell breakfast crunchwrap (verdict? it’s...fine?)
•mashed avo w/ lime, salt, pepper
•scrambled eggs with pickled jalapeños
•chipotle sour cream, crispy hash browns
•muenster & bacon #humblebragdiet
I’m bad at making ice cream cuz I approach it like cooking (I build flavors then suss things out) when it’s closer to baking (ingredient ratios can be tweaked but only slightly)
anyway, these will be a boozy dupe for grape flinstones push pops with calpico& soju #humblebragdiet
Oct 27, 2020 • 66 tweets • 33 min read
made these cute 4 -inch birthday cakes with sake & the rice/koji brewing byproduct(sake kasu) for @chuhaipapi
•vanilla & sake kasu sponge cake
•strawberry & orange blossom water compote filling
•kikusui ginjo sake buttercream with mandarin,lemon & grapefruit #humblebragdiet
making candy corn ice cream and also ignoring the rules of ice cream ratios as I always do (which is why I usually fuck up my custard lol) #humblebragdiet
