pulled on permabanner thinking kaeya might grace me with his presence now that i’ve crowned him and lisa once again reminding me men aint shit HER DMG SCALING OF HER SKILL AT LVL11, QUEEN U R SO SEXY

mini valentine’s day au where wei wuxian keeps setting off the fire alarm at their building bc jiang cheng has a crush on a firefighter ¹

wangxian au where lan wangji loses touch with his high school crush wei wuxian and still thinks about him so the internet tries to find him for him this is what they find

au where nie mingjue doesnt die and therefore a) jgy is deposed b) xue yang dies as a consequence from his crimes against the chang clan c) nie huaisang doesnt orchestrate the plot of the decde from behind the scenes. but also that means d) no one would summon the yiling laozu this was in my drafts , where was i going with this .... ❓

wangxian au where they r neighbors with their balconies side by side and wwxs balcony is overflowing with plants and herbs and wwx places his mint and coriander within lwj's potential hand reach because lwj asked him for some mint (1) once and thats how they flirt for 5 yrs they have no concept of time or their developing relationship until its too late. they'll go like "oh my hot neighbor" and smn goes like "you mean your friend ? that guy you hang out with constantly? the one u have a major crush on?" n they go "oh . right. yeah him. anyway -"