writer of screeds/jokes @crookedmedia, all of my teeth are real.
Nov 15, 2020 • 4 tweets • 1 min read
Pretty annoying that we have to continue living under the legal constraints created by the Founding Fathers, a bunch of drunk slave owners with Gonorrhea who didn’t have electricity or know dinosaurs existed
“His ambition, his restlessness and all his grandiose schemes come, I'm convinced, from a superabundance of secretions, which he couldn't find enough whores to absorb.” - Founding Father John Adams on fellow Founding Father Alexander Hamilton
Sep 19, 2020 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
For the love of God do not give Amy McGrath any more money she is not going to win but Dem challengers in Maine, North Carolina, Iowa, and Arizona have a shot and need all the money they can get
Sara Gideon running against everyone's least favorite invertebrate Susan Collins in Maine saragideon.com
Nov 18, 2018 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
In 2014 an Ohio judge punched his then-wife 20 times and slammed her head against the dashboard of his car five times, breaking her orbital bone in front of their children. He served only 9 months and was subsequently hired by the Mayor of Cleveland. Yesterday he killed her.
cleveland.com/metro/2018/11/…
