You guys don’t understand. In order to have warehouse raves and hip pre-war factory lofts you need to create the necessary conditions for those structures to exist i.e. a war and the subsequent industrial collapse. Hence my funneling of money to militant New England separatists Hottest new apartments in 2040 are gonna be in the buildings they use for robotics research down in Lawrenceville after the mutual disarmament treaty with the New England People’s Republic puts them out of business

Hello, twitter. Let's talk about Officer Paul Abel. Yesterday, this little piggie went to market, where he proceeded to throw a tantrum and arrest a young man for daring to question him for wearing a blue lives matter facemask. But wait, there's more!

https://twitter.com/i/status/1303409549089673219

You see, Paul's no stranger to the spotlight. In fact he's a messy little drama queen who loves to throw a fit whenever he doesn't get the respect he thinks he deserves. And @TheNextPGH @billpeduto and @PghPolice are more than happy to enable him.

since I'm already tweeting about infrastructure today, I figured it's time to do a thread on the stupidest ongoing infrastructure disaster in the city (in america??). That's right folks, we're talking about The Bathtub. ok, well that's not that bad right, streets flood sometimes what's the big dea- oh. oh no.

Pittsburgh Legends thread: The South Side Fake Burger King

In early 2014 patrons of a Burger King restaurant on Pittsburgh’s South Side began reporting suspicious food and behavior from employees. Internet sleuths and local reporters quickly descended on the scene Now to be clear, this Burger King, regardless of its legitimacy has always sucked, even more than burger kings normally do. The covered drive through in an alley has always reminded me of those drive up funeral homes.