Things Mike Johnson has never heard of, or doesn't know anything about, a thread:

(huge credit to @atrupar for steadfastly chronicling this stuff) Trump meme coin corruption (May '25): "I don't know anything about the meme coin thing"

Embarrassing editorial judgment

Republicans are about to pass a bill that will take away healthcare from millions and eviscerate our country's fiscal health, and the @washingtonpost editorial board is concerned about...Biden's fitness to serve out the term he finished? I'm awed by this level of cowardly bullshit

It's awesome that the @washingtonpost ran this piece spit-shining Trump as "analysis"
Like come on this is embarrassing, it's just this guy feeling special because he got to travel in the presidential entourage

Not that anyone cares about actual data, but United Healthcare, like many insurance companies, does not actually make most of their money by denying care, they collect fees from large employers on a per-subscriber basis Of their customers, almost 75% are "fee-based" (i.e. large, self-insured employers), who make the decisions about what services to cover, copays, etc. UH doesn't make any more or less money by denying your claims because, again, they are getting paid a fixed fee per member

I cannot get over how unintentionally hilarious Bay Area Craigslist "intentional living" housing posts are Sorry, both of you guys give off atrocious vibes

America's most thoughtful, sincere, and caring columnist™, engaging on the issues at a level only achievable by a Rhodes Scholar Her plot armor has broken down and it's showing