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Famous poet. Professional troublemaker. Political obsessive. Compulsive liar. Loves tapirs and hoaxes. Greatly over-rated.
Apr 26, 2022 16 tweets 5 min read
OH HELLO this is exactly my sort of thing although I'm going to include former MPs in this. 🧵 At one point in the year 2010, Gordon Brown was eating sixty three bananas a week.

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Apr 26, 2018 10 tweets 2 min read
I can't stop thinking about this bizarre claim by Boris Johnson that two thirds of the world's penguins are British. Other than the fact that ascribing a nationality to a penguin is a bit odd, I'm also convinced there's no way that it's by any means true. (Hear me out - am no penguin expert but here's my back-of-an-envelope calculations. What better way to spend your lunch hour?)