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§ 1032. Onion weigher - An onion weigher is appointed who is neither directly nor indirectly involved in the sale or distribution of onions.
Jun 22 6 tweets 1 min read
working on a theory that US intervention in the middle east is correlated to 11 year solar cycle of sunspot activity Image that unexpected spike in 2011 took out Gaddafi
May 15 12 tweets 3 min read
Time to address the elephant in the room: ancient Roman recipes often include mentions of leeks, but they weren't really leeks, you can't just go out and buy leeks and use them when making ancient Roman recipes These recipes from Apicius mention leeks and fresh dill and piglet, indicating a springtime basis for the recipe Image
Apr 13 21 tweets 7 min read
I read up on the history of traditional winter breads of the Nordic countries🧵 First of all, one must consider the grains. Wheat doesn't grow well in the north, so we are focusing on rye, barley, and oats, which grow better in colder climates. Image
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Jun 16, 2023 35 tweets 12 min read
Normies are asleep, post UFO secrets! 👽

I figured out which secret programs and captured UFOs David Grusch was referring to in his recent interview. It is a rich and interesting well of alien conspiracy lore.

A thread: 🧵 1/25 Grusch mentions many details which tie his account to a set of stories that have circulated for years from other supposed UFO whistleblowers who claim to have worked at secret US bases investigating crashed alien saucers. The most famous of these is Bob Lazar of Area 51 fame. Image
Nov 15, 2022 14 tweets 5 min read
I'm thinking about the worst playmobil sets to ever exist, and "Prussian police officer harassing a homeless man" is definitely up there
1/? 🧵 An old timey cop in a horne... And of course there is the TSA. You can switch the heads and hands to make it more or less racist as you prefer. There are a bunch of racist playmobils which I will not be boosting in this thread A security officer scanning...
Nov 14, 2022 4 tweets 1 min read
when you're approaching a spaceship that spent 908 days in earth orbit and totally didn't go to Mars and bring back samples of alien life this guy's organs are gonna pop out of his eye sockets
Nov 13, 2022 22 tweets 14 min read
Everyone loves Burry Man, the horrifying man covered in burrs!

Several people asked to see more freaky ancient European folk customs so here is a THREAD 🧵

First, of course, we have the Burry Man of South Queensferry, Scotland: Next is Mari Lwyd, a Welsh holiday where a parade of people dress up in horse skeletons who go door to door challenging people to "pwnco battles" where they try to "pwn" people at a contest of witty improvised rhymes

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Apr 15, 2022 26 tweets 15 min read
This is an insane rabbit hole to go down

leonhardtventures.com/regenerative-m…
If you go to his website it links to this biomedical company that creates all kinds of inventions that lowkey electricute your balls all day


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