Son of a bitch just to spite russia. Only top content. High on open, low on intelligence. Part time chem-trail pilot. I drive a Banderamobile
Jan 12 • 11 tweets • 4 min read
Here is a listicle from some FSB funded shit account here on (formerly) twitter. I am an actual russia so I will make my own listicle explaining why each point is either wrong, misleading, or moot.
Thread🧵👇 1. About a year ago, it was calculated that 1 in 50 military-age men in russia had become a casualty in Ukraine, with 1 in 150 having been killed. Since then that number has doubled.
Feb 9, 2023 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
Conspiracy theory time 🧵
There is evidence that some part of the Russian government has been manufacturing synthetic cathinones (a class of drug, often called "bath salts") and selling them since at least 2014 to help fund their war in the Donbas and not only. 1/x
This has been investigated by a few journalists in the past. The most common synthetic cathinone is methedrone, which gained popularity particularly in the UK around 2010. Starting around 2014, the drug first appeared in Russia and became very popular with young people. 2/x
Jan 28, 2023 • 28 tweets • 4 min read
Seeing as my previous list no longer exists, I'll start a new one. For every like this post gets I will post a reason why Russia is a shithole. I have more experience in Russia than 95% of those who say they're Russia experts. Hopefully this will help me get a job in a think tank
You guys are killing me. 89. You can go to jail for 15 years for saying the word "war" but for murder a casual 2 years is common.
Jan 27, 2023 • 6 tweets • 3 min read
Fella deep intel by OSINT 69 🧵
I was doing research in a library to help improve my bio-weapon lizard breeding practices and stumbled up some fascinating pictures that indicate the Fellas have been around much longer than previously known.
In the dark corner of my local library I found several very old books published around 1700 that indicated the Fellas have existed since at least the 13th century. I didn't understand the writing in the text but these images suggest they were involved in debunking the church.
Dec 6, 2022 • 6 tweets • 3 min read
When can we expect tanks to be rolling in Ukraine? 🧵1/x
I am not an expert on frozen soils but I happen to know two of them and they helped me figure this out. The calculations used in this thread are based on average monthly temperatures and not current conditions. Let's look at Svatove. 2/x