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Jul 11, 2023 11 tweets 2 min read
HOW TO RUIN YOUR FAMILY SUMMER VACATION: a thread Family vacations, much like other holidays & family events, are usually unpleasant and filled with drama.

If you’re not the one creating the drama, you’re going to be the one subjected to it.

That’s why the best choice is to ruin things yourself, so that you are in control.
Jun 2, 2023 15 tweets 6 min read
THE REASON WHY K-POP IS FOR LOSERS: a thread ImageImage Before visiting Seoul, I thought K-pop was some niche music genre enjoyed by a few weird girls I went to high school with.

I could not have been more wrong.

K-pop is a deeply flawed, hierarchical, and sinister worldwide industry/SCHEME worth BILLIONS of dollars... read on Image
Jun 1, 2023 6 tweets 1 min read
HOW TO GO ON A WALK

(REMEDIAL HUMAN BEHAVIOR FOR THE TERMINALLY ONLINE) 1) Decide to go on a long walk and set a time or distance goal for yourself. Just ignore mostly any aches and pains that arise because walking is natural and pain from it probably means u are mentally weak.

Wear sneakers probably.
Jun 1, 2023 6 tweets 1 min read
Women are actually better suited to office work than men are. Most of these men can’t handle the office politics. They don’t like doing what feels useless to them. The little meetings and emails and office parties stress them out. They start balding and get heart attacks They don’t know how to read between the lines. They don’t intuitively know who to suck up to for the promotion. Even if they do they feel above the office drama. They don’t care to be part of the in crowd
May 22, 2023 10 tweets 2 min read
Why I AVOID Spending Time With Single Women: a thread You might think this sounds mean, but the reality is that when decently attractive, or even below mid, straight women over the age of ~21 are single, it’s because there is something wrong with them.

Single women are not only annoying but actually TOXIC.

Here’s why 💁‍♀️ 🎤
May 21, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
My attractiveness rating across the world

NYC - 2
Minneapolis- 4
Atlanta - 6
London - 8
San Francisco - 9
Seoul - 10
Warsaw - negative 2 Ok so I’m basing this on the quality of man I can attract in each of these places.

Warsaw girls are pretty but the men are SO BAD
May 3, 2023 7 tweets 5 min read
Seoul, South Korea is home to the most RIGIDLY looks-centric culture I’ve seen anywhere in the world, no contest.

The people of Seoul are subject to extremely strict aesthetic standards that radiate through every aspect of life.

Here’s a bit about how it works: Image The 1st thing to note is that the emphasis on social conformity in Seoul’s culture extends into its beauty standards

There is no such thing as “unconventionally attractive” or “uniquely stylish” in Seoul

There is only a STRICT rubric for desirable physical attributes & style
May 2, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
I used to be in the large cohort of people raving on about the walkability of European cities vs American cities.

However, the truth is that the only reason European cities were built in a walkable way was for peasants to be able to get their carts around/do commerce. Very few European cities that were built afresh after WW2 are walkable.

Warsaw and Berlin are exceptions.. they’re both walkable but if you go actually live there outside of tourist areas, many places are not walkable either!!
Apr 30, 2023 11 tweets 2 min read
The TRUTH about becoming an Au Pair: a thread Many young women are under the mistaken belief that becoming an au pair is a wholesome and safe way to travel affordably.

They think it’s as simple as walking into an easy 40 hr/wk nanny gig with lodging covered at an exotic location.

This could not be further from the truth.
Apr 19, 2023 8 tweets 5 min read
FEMALE SEX TOURISM IN KOREA IS OUT OF CONTROL: a thread For years, people have been taking shots at the hordes of Westen men who engage in “sex tourism” in Asia

These men, often romantically unhappy at home in the West, come to Asia to find a partner who they hope is more desirable & traditional than the women in their home country
Apr 4, 2023 15 tweets 8 min read
Dubai. Where do I begin.

I’m going to just start by saying do not visit Dubai if you can possibly help it.

You would have to pay me to return to this city.

I don’t even know how this is possible but it’s somehow commercial & expensive while ALSO being dumpy and backwards. https://t.co/Y1ukfTtgaHtwitter.com/i/web/status/1…
First of all it’s NOT walkable.

I looked at my map as usual and tried to walk to the waterfront but ended up walking along this random highway in like 85 degree heat with the sun pounding down on me.

It did have flowers next to it which was nice.



Mar 19, 2023 15 tweets 3 min read
HOW TO ASSESS A CITY WHILE TRAVELING: a thread Most people spend TONS of money traveling to look at things in museums & eat expensive food.

The real reason to travel to cities is to learn things. Not sit around at cafes.

Here is a guide on how to really size up what's going on in cities around the world.
Feb 28, 2023 16 tweets 3 min read
HOW TO GET A RICH GUY TO DATE YOU EVEN IF YOU ARE A MID: a thread The question of how to bag a rich man preoccupies many women. Some think that rich men are only for very attractive women. This is simply not true.

If you’re looking for the truth about rich men and how to get them even if you’re not that attractive, this thread is for you
Feb 21, 2023 10 tweets 2 min read
HOW TO RUIN YOUR CHEATING BOYFRIEND'S LIFE: a thread If you find out your man is cheating on you, your first instinct is probably going to be to freak out, cry, scream and yell at him. This is a bad option.

This will not only make him feel good about himself, but also make you look trashy.
Jan 6, 2023 11 tweets 2 min read
HOW TO AVOID DOING ANY WORK AT YOUR JOB: a thread Everyone knows that working at your job is for suckers. Look at all the CEOs of any major corporation.

Do you think they got there by slaving away, making perfect spreadsheets for their boss who will just steal it and take the credit for it anyway? Definitely not.
Jan 6, 2023 5 tweets 1 min read
they're making me do work at my job? what do I do????????????????????/ I need help I don't know how to do anythinf and I also don't want to do it
Jan 4, 2023 6 tweets 1 min read
The best place to go to take advantage of men? The nightclub.

Nightclubs are literally built to prey upon weak men and here’s why: First of all let’s talk about the role of the bouncer. The bouncer may seem like he’s there to check ID’s and keep the peace but he’s actually there to make sure that the club stays at a ratio of more men than women
Jan 4, 2023 4 tweets 1 min read
Women have always been girl bosses Also women are usually better at having a small business than men are and it’s always been that way
Jan 4, 2023 10 tweets 2 min read
HOW TO DISTANCE YOUR MAN FROM HIS FRIENDS: a thread A man and his friends.. It’s a catch-22

If a man doesn’t have friends, that means he’s socially maladjusted & will be a bad partner

However, his friends will influence him & take time away from you

Thats why you have to get a man who does have friends but isolate him from them
Dec 11, 2022 18 tweets 3 min read
HOW TO MILK AN AMERICAN SEXPAT FOR ALL HE'S WORTH: a thread If you're a woman living in a country like Thailand, Poland, Mexico, or Brazil, chances are, thousands to 100s of thousands of Western, probably American or Australian men flood your country every year looking for "better" women than what they can find in America.
Dec 10, 2022 4 tweets 2 min read
Ancient Central American one hitters Foot cups. Product idea .. Many Twitter users would be interested in owning something like this.