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Jul 25, 2023 9 tweets 2 min read
A thread on Chicha ka ek aur blunder 🤦‍♂️

Year 1959
Place Amritsar.

Some Indian Army Officers & their wives went to Railway Station to see off one of their colleagues. Some goons made lewd remarks against the women & tried to molest them. The Army Officers chased the goons who took shelter in a nearby Cinema Theatre.

The matter was reported to Commanding Officer Col Jyothi Mohan Sen. On learning about the incident, the Col ordered the Cinema Hall to be surrounded by troops.
Jul 3, 2023 10 tweets 2 min read
A thread on #GuruPurnima2023
In Japan , there is no Teacher's Day .
One day, I asked my Japanese colleague, teacher Yamamota:
- How do you celebrate Teacher's Day in Japan?
Surprised by my question , he replied : - We don't have Teacher's Day .
When I heard his reply , I was not sure whether I should believe him or not. A thought passed through my mind : " Why a country , which is so advanced in economy, sciences and technology, so disrespectful towards teachers and their work ? "
Jun 26, 2023 12 tweets 2 min read
A amazing thread on #SanatanaDharma
NAIVEDYAM: DOES GOD EAT OUR OFFERINGS?

Here is a very good explanation about Neivedyam to God.

Does God come and eat our offerings?

Many of us could not get proper explanation from our elders.

An attempt is made here. A Guru-Shishya conversation:

The sishya who doesn't believe in God, asked his Guru thus:

"Does God accept our 'neivedhyam' (offerings)?

If God eats the 'prasaadham' then from where can we distribute it to others?

Does God really consume the 'prasaadham', Guruji?"
Apr 17, 2023 12 tweets 3 min read
Monday Motivation
A thread on Rahul Dravid

Story told by Dr. Rajdeep Manwani, one of Dravid's classmate:

"Rahul Dravid never attended classes regularly & was always seen practising in nets. One day he came to class & started writing notes with his gloves on. Seeing this, we felt uncomfortable. Everyone was laughing, whispering, Rahul Dravid continued writing for that full hour.
After 1 hour, Dravid came up to Adarsh (a common friend) & said, “Adarsh, can I borrow your accounts notes bcoz exams are nearing &
Apr 16, 2023 6 tweets 1 min read
Amazing thread on Pakistan's bankruptcy
🌸 The Pakistan Army recently found it had too many Generals, and offered them an early retirement with bonus in USD. They said any General who retired now, his payment $12,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of his body.
The Generals can select any of his body points.

The first man, an Air marshal, asked to measure from his head to the tip of his toes.