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🇮🇳 Nation first, 🚩 Proud हिंदू , Foodie, Blocked by Sanjukta Basu, Dia Mirza Followed by @PiyushGoyalOffc, @SureshNakhua @Shehzad_Ind RT ≠ Endorsements
12 Apr
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STATISTICS TO AMAZE YOU ...

The number of deaths in the world in the last 3 months of 2020

3,14,687 : Corona virus

3,40,584 : Malaria

3,53,696 : suicide

3,93,479 : road accidents

2,40,950 : HIV
5,58,471 : alcohol

8,16,498 : smoking

11,67,714: Cancer

Then do you think Corona is dangerous?

Or

is the purpose of the media campaign to settle the trade war between China and America

or
to reduce financial markets to prepare the stage of financial markets for mergers and acquisitions

or

to sell US Treasury bonds to cover the fiscal deficit in them

Or

Is it a Panic created by Pharma companies to sell their products like sanitizer, masks, medicine etc.
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11 Apr
Thread on Appraisals
Corona Virus Submitted its ‘Annual Performance Self - Appraisal’ for 2020, for promotion:

1. Responsible for Global Digital Transformation and fast-tracking.

2. Reduction of Global CO2 emission.

3. Five million jobs "restructuring".
4. Global Hygiene initiatives: Ensured 100% compliance on washing hands... leading to collateral reduction of other communicable diseases.

5. Made global industry shift to WFH - saved exposure and costs.
6. Reduction in global noise pollution by making everyone keep their mouth shut (while masked). 😂

7. Taught cooking, vegetable shopping, housekeeping to many.

8. Highlighted the importance of governance, adaptability and long term planning, by all sectors.
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11 Apr
I do not consider this as ISOLATION/Lockdown having to stay at home with whom we love.

Isolation is what the seriously ill are experiencing in hospital.

Stop saying that you are bored, upset that you can't leave the house; while everyone in the hospital wants to go home.
So, thank God if you have to stay at home, because despite everything, with money or without money, with a job or without a job, you are in the best place you could be, at home, surrounded by who loves you!
Perhaps it is time to transform your house into a wonderful place to stay, a place of peace and not of war, of embrace and not of distance.

Anyway, look with different eyes at the situation you are experiencing !!

Make your house a party: Listen to music, sing, dance......
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4 Apr
If I do not share this👇🏻 post, I will be ashamed to call myself an Indian 🇮🇳

A SOLDIER’S FATHER
By : WING COMDR VENKI IYER
~~ The helicopter appeared over the late morning horizon. We were to receive Mr Lachhman Singh Rathore who was visiting our Flight Unit to perform the last rites of his son, Flying Officer Vikram Singh.

🙏🏻
~~ Only the day before, I had sent the telegram, “Deeply regret to inform that your son Flying Officer Vikram Singh lost his life in a flying accident early this morning. Death was instantaneous.”
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28 Mar
sPoting a thread on most popular Holi songs.

Music and Holi lovers show some love by sharing maximum

starting with Jai Jai Shiv shankar from war
#Holi2021
Rang Barse #Holi2021 #HolikaDahan #HoliHai
Hori Khele Raghuveera

#Holi2021
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21 Feb
Intresting thread, do read

Anoop Gupta is the MD of KRBL Group that sells Basmati rice by the brand name INDIA GATE. I have worked in the food industry and give you this next level of revelation.
Entire rice /food industry has been under the ED/CBI observation after they committed a lot of NPAs, money laundering and promoters absconded from India.

LAL MAHAL
REI AGRO
BEST FOODS
AMIRA FOODS
DUNAR FOODS
BUSH FOODS
SHAKTI BHOG FOODS
Sukhbir Agro
DEFAULTS LISTS

- AMIRA FOODS 1200 CRORES
-SHAKTI BHOG - 3000 CRORES
- BUSH FOODS 900 CRORES
- DUNAR FOODS - NSEL SCAM 5000 CRORES
REI AGRO - 7000 CRORES
KRBL - AUGUSTA WESTLAND Money Laundering Rs. 5000 crores.
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21 Feb
A thread on Sachin Tendulkar

When GOD shun his indentity

You will be shocked to know that Sachin Tendulkar is declaring himself as an ACTOR and not cricketer since last 25 years.

Yes.
It is True.
Your GOD of cricket has declared himself as ACTOR in the income tax return.
In order to get deduction under 80RR and save tax he claimed Actor or Artist as main profession. Income from advertisements should not be taxed because he is not cricketer.

He claimed that he played cricket as amateur. Income from cricket is his Other income.
If you read this article your pride will be hurt. You will be pained. Your GOD spoke untruth.

google.com/amp/s/taxguru.…
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7 Jan
We all know that Kareena Kapoor is expecting a second child.

We know that Anushka Sharma is expecting her first child and her husband, India Cricket Team Captain Virat Kohli has come back from Australia to be with her.

We also know which actor wears which designer clothes.
But do we care to know who was Cadet Amit Raj?

We don’t.

I don't completely blame you for this.
We all waste our news appetite on junk news which never adds any value to our society.
On 3rd of Dec, Cadet Amit Raj of Sainik School Purulia, was at his hometown Nalanda in Bihar while jogging around 6 am he heard people shouting in the neighborhood. He stepped out to see that a neighboring house was on fire.
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7 Nov 20
HIGHWAY HOTEL WITH HINDU NAMES AND CHELIA MUSLIM OWNER, NOT ALLOWING ANY HINDU HOTEL TO RUN IN COMPETITION ... एक खतरनाक बिजनेस मॉडल का पर्दाफाश ...
आपको राजस्थान, महाराष्ट्र, गुजरात के हाइवे पर तमाम ऐसे होटल्स मिलेंगे, जिनका नाम 'भाग्योदय','सर्वोदय', 'अलंकार', 'तुलसी', 'सर्वोत्तम' आदि हिन्दू नाम वाला होगा !! लेकिन, इन होटलोंं की चेन, जिसमे हजारो हॉटेल्स है, उन्हें गुजरात के बनासकांठा के रहने वाले 'चेलिया मुस्लिम' " चलाते है
इन होटलों में एक भी हिन्दू को नौकरी नही दी जाती .. चेलिया ग्रुप ऑफ़ हॉटेल्स का हेड ऑफिस अहमदाबाद में है । इनकी पूरी खरीद 'सेंट्रलाइज्ड' होती है । ये डायरेक्ट कोल्डड्रिंक, नमकीन आदि बनाने वाली कम्पनीज के साथ 'बल्क' में डील करते हैं .. फिर उसे हर एक होटल में सप्लाई करते है ।
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6 Nov 20
a thread on Bilingual puns

When I saw a snake for the first time,
I was सर्पrised.

My Urdu is Behtar than your English.

Who called it family planning, and not जनration

People with a paunch want to show that they have a well 'तोंड' body.
I wanted to marry a photojournalist, par 'paparazzi' nahi hue.

My boyfriend is a garment manufacturer; par woh aajkal, bahut hosiery dikha raha hai.

I had sore throat once. It took me few 'vicks' to recover!

Why is vegetarian food not very popular?
They don’t have मास appeal
If you drink turmeric milk regularly, it will make you हल्दी

I don't like slim people, Unko to tummies hi nahi hai.

People who drink alcohol to get rid of their problems are BOOZEdils
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5 Nov 20
Why does Diwali come exactly 21 days after Dussehra every year? If you don't believe, check the calendar. Valmiki sage says that it took 21 days (504 hours) to reach Ayodhya on foot from Sri Lanka for Lord Ramachandra's army !!!!
So 504 hours divided by 24 hours, the answer will be 21.00 is 21 days.
I was surprised. To confirm, I searched on Google map out of curiosity. I was shocked to see the distance from Sri Lanka to Ayodhya on foot is 3145 km and time taken to walk is 504 hr !!!!
Google Map is completely reliable these days. We celebrate Dussehra and Diwali since Tretayug, according to the tradition.
If you don't believe me, do a Google search and share this information with others. Valmiki sage had written Ramayana with accuracy.
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31 Oct 20
A thread on Byjus

Many years ago there was a guy called Arindam Chaudhari. He wore a ponytail, ranted a lot of nonsense, valued his businesses at Rs 100 crore and mocked at India for being old fashioned.
He started an institute - promising the world. He charged exorbitant fees, and in return gave a laptop and some highly dubious course material. He promised his students will be in Wall Street in three years time.
Today, at least 22,000 students all over India have filed over 1700 petitions, complaints against him in fury. I am one of the 219 lawyers who filed petitions in both Karnataka (through associate counsel) and Madras High Courts.
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17 Sep 20
@janmajit007 @khanumarfa @RanaAyyub @_sabanaqvi @Tiara_tia25
@janmajit007 @khanumarfa @RanaAyyub @_sabanaqvi @Tiara_tia25 @RulesElsa
@janmajit007 @khanumarfa @RanaAyyub @_sabanaqvi @Tiara_tia25 @RulesElsa
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