Okay so after four plane rides last week, who wants the airport AU fever dream that cropped up between sleep deprivation, sodium overdose, and a cold? Human AU. Niles & Connor Stern are long flight pilots who come as a package deal. Gavin & Hank are TSA officers. Gavin works mainly the international travel security gate and hates his life. The only good thing about his job is the fact that he isn't expected to put on a happy face & the Starbucks around the corner past security.