Alan Pope 🍺🐧🐱💉💉💉 Profile picture
Eng Mgr & Devrel at @Influxdb on Telegraf, podcaster, father, married, cat lover & a geek through and through. Apparently a script kiddie. ex @canonical
Jan 1, 2022 13 tweets 2 min read
You wake with a jolt as your head bangs against the top of your cryo-tube. Mouth dry, muscles weak, stomach cramps, head thumping, and only a vague recollection of who you are, and why you're here. You exit the tube onto the frozen cryo-chamber floor with a slump.
What now?
🎲🧵 You quickly reach the medbay module, adjacent to cryo-chamber. AutoMed recommends rest, food, & drink. It then dispenses pharmaceuticals, which you consume. After a brief rest, your pounding head improves marginally. You're now aware of a distant alarm sound.
What now?
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May 17, 2021 15 tweets 6 min read
Waiting for daughter to finish dancing class. So kicked off a software update to the car infotainment system. What could possibly go wrong. This is the "Details" screen. Why are car infotainment systems so bad.