do you ever think about how even like 50 years ago there was just less... everything. everything was slower and quieter and there weren't ads everywhere and sometimes you just couldn't be contacted and that was fine. i think about it a lot having 200 years of paper records on file that i look at every day at my job is insane because the world they're describing is so different and sometimes i'm so jealous

i should make a thread of games to play while high number one is Cloud Gardens. this is installed on my computer 100% of the time. a game where you use a variety of plants and objects to overgrow floating, decrepit scenes in a post apocalyptic world that looks suspiciously like our own

also picked up @BlackSaltGames @BSG_DREDGE and i'm so enamored with it. very simple fishing boat simulator with a massive, cosmic horror undercurrent. last night i hit a point where i yelled "what the fuck was that" out loud in my bedroom also i paused the game to go eat dinner and forgot i even had it still open bc i was just listening to the pause menu music on loop for an hour.

is she trying to kill this man? does she want him dead fr?

https://twitter.com/Da1nOnlyCMart/status/1641051255853252610

her man after the 5th nut of the day and he's gotta get off another two before bed

girl what the hell happened? lord have mercy

https://twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1640875354326806528

did she handcuff herself outside her plastic surgeons office too

twitter has gotten noticeably worse since elon took over and that's a real bummer. it's just unpleasant to be on now and yeah yeah i know "if you don't like it you can leave" that's true! but that's also a problem for him. we can all leave whenever we want. his whole user base can leave at any time and if it sucks bad enough on here they will

it is literally always relevant unfortunately

https://twitter.com/seekthefinds/status/1588595968517505024

i'm sorry but like come on. none of these scars actually look like what they're supposed to be, because he didn't bother to do any actual research before making Big Honkers Venus de Milo also none of these pics mention he also gave her a big cellulite ass, what does that signify

nextdoor has no joke damaged people's brains so badly. this guy literally did not do anything wrong and now there's pictures and video of his car online implying he's a dangerous threat and people always respond "this happened to me but a different guy in a different car in a different neighborhood" ...?

every so often i tell my fiancé a story about me and he gets a look on his face like "that explains everything about you" the whole time i was growing up, my dad was in a country music cover band and my mom would take us to his shows in dive bars sometimes when we were little

everyone unfollow me except this guy my man said begone thot

are you kidding me i'm a poor little meow meow... i am a texas boy and it is so cold... i must be in the center of the bed in a nest made of all the blankets so i do not catch my death... [it is 68 degrees in our apartment]

tell me about the horror movies you liked this year update: based on this thread i watched Smile, Barbarian, Deadstream, and the Black Phone. all very good but I liked the last two the best

LMFAO wait this lady takes other people's tweets, completely misunderstands them, puts her own WATERMARK on them and posts them as her own content?

https://twitter.com/ask_aubry/status/1598829426120089602

you watermarked a strangers fucking sexual assault story???

https://twitter.com/ask_aubry/status/1590494462915977216?s=46&t=BZgINhsbrpcQkVJ53ibr7w

i wouldn't have met my fiancé without twitter so i guess makes sense it would collapse and die when we're finally getting married next year i never even got to post our registry

one of the worst takes i've seen on here, remarkable workers have had it too good for too long! thank god the richest failson in the world bought this site to destroy it on a whim, that 10% of staff remaining is gonna get it working better than ever

before twitter goes to the big internet in the sky what are your all time favorite moments on here. mine has to include white people washing their legs in the shower discourse i think about it every time i am in the shower washing my legs

currently reddit is telling this lady that she's not the asshole for refusing to let a 5 year old with a dying mom come to their family christmas because "you don't owe her anything" and that this is a scam to get free toys my sacred christmas celebration that would be ruined by my daughters 5 year old half sister being in attendance

we just received some cremated remains in the mail and every inch of the package is covered in individual dinosaur stamps some of them are lenticular stamps that look like the dinosaurs are hatching from the eggs. i literally can't even look at this as a real item in real life

i should take up smoking

https://twitter.com/dumbandfunn/status/1588252179869052929

god i'd look so fucking cool. all i have is this stupid vape

i have never actually played skyrim and i am considering downloading it and the whatever the top like 250 mods on nexus are and just seeing what happens i did this with fallout 4 and still sort of don't remember what content is from the actual game and which content is from mods. lmfao

when you want your wedding to have real A&E "Intervention" vibes

https://twitter.com/dremilyanhalt/status/1587924457120989184

and now instead of a first dance we will be having a couples therapy session. your attendance is mandatory